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Do not claim to be whimsical if thou hast not engaged in tomfoolery

[Anglo Restoration 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @AngloRestore]

RELEASE THE FOOTAGE

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Once you realize this

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

“Pride is a sin unless it's pride for your Country”

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Islam has a problem with Gays, Jews, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhist, Hindus, Women, Non-Muslims, Atheists, beer, wine, bacon, and dogs

But if I have a problem with Islam, I'm the bigot and Islamophobic? Can you see how ridiculous it is?

[🤙 @Zaidle2001]

I know I’m fucked up when I walk past a mirror and hit the “are you not entertained” arm spread and laugh at myself 🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is what actual body positivity looks like btw

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Ladies, take notes

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Counterpoint--

[Why women get Ls @ywomendeservles]

Should we make this list?

[Why women get Ls @ywomendeservles]

100% cheating

[🤙 @Zaidle2001]

He should��ve known better than to do that shit in a Waffle House 😂

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@hoodii30 The ops

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

My home is paid off.

My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR.

But today we got a bill for property taxes.

If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY.

So do I own it?
Am I really free?

I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in:
-Sales.
-Gas & fuel.
-Capital gains.
-Plethora of other taxes.

TAXATION IS THEFT.

Property tax shouldn't exist.

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

When Somali pirates rake in billions in daycare fraud, the “wheels of justice turn slowly.” But when an American soldier bets on himself and his team, Kash suddenly finds his balls. Curious.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🎯

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Looking over at the driver who almost caused a 5 car pileup to confirm their ethnicity does indeed match my calculations

[Designated Kitty @Designatedkitty]

I like how kel tec just makes whatever bullshit they want.

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Concealed carrying a gun in public is the similar as being obese in public.

You’re constantly checking if your shirt is over your belt line.