Zaighum Jamil

Kal ki kal dekhi jaye gi

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

calculate your BMI, your maintenance calories, eat 500-600 less than that, cut sugar, lift weights 5x day a week, incline walk 12 at 3.5 speed for 20 mins, try to get 8-10k steps a day. its simple, rest is bullshit

[geeli-mitti @qoghkhor]

murtaza qizilbash songs be like main, tum, hum, sab, yeh, woh

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

we really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you can tell a lot about someone by what they chose to see in you.

[Alexander Avila @aretheygay]

Can someone please tell restaurants that even the shittiest, blurriest picture of their food is 100000000000x more appetizing than AI slop. We can all tell it’s AI, it looks disgusting, and it communicates a deep insecurity.

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Leilani @sug4rk1tt]

Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened

[Abdullah @michaelscottfc]

Is mulk mein acha mausam enjoy karne ki qeemat hai bijli se mehroomi.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[zeezo @theexoticmee]

maine ajj tak koe ghareeb lactose intolerant nahin dekha

[Saman Tariq @stariq88]

As a Pakistani, we have no stakes involved in the FIFA World Cup. All teams who have made it so far are great. I’m really okay with any team winning the World Cup, as long as it’s not Argentina. If Argentina wins, I want Mohsin Naqvi to pick up the trophy and run.

[Haroon @ThisHaroon]

Why are people losing their minds over this? he was pointing finger at his teammate, please don't be ridiculous.

[amitsarda.xyz @sardamit]

ek baar inheritance mein hissa maango mom’s side of the family se

[m @yowot_]

the worst person u know is the eldest son of a brown family

[m @yowot_]

u either win or learn but i lose my appetite my sleep and my ability to smile

[Zaighum Jamil @ZaighumJamil]

Mufti Taqi Usmani discovered crypto about 15 years late, just in time to ban what everyone else is already losing money on.

[ghinaa ☘︎ @octobersfilm]

i think it's important to have something to look forward to every day or every week, so when life drains you, it’ll help you to remember that you need to keep going a little longer because there's something waiting for you at the end of the week that might make you smile again.

[TJ @fokocrse]

Wahabban taylor swift ne muharram main shadi karli

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

The worst your host could say is No
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