Why won't Iran attack first? Why did they agree when sued for peace before? Given that Iran is an Islamic Republic, these questions have Quranic answers. This is the Islamic Art of War. ๐งต 1/10
Here is where we are:
IAF didn't lose any aircraft
Ok maybe we lost some but they were drones! We fooled the Pakistanis into thinking they were Rafales...
Okay we lost one Rafale, now that the French say so
Okay we lost two, now that the ejection seat pic is out
Okay we lost three, now that the Mirage 2000 engine was photographed
Ok, ok, enough with the pictures, maybe we lost 6 aircraft
But we didn't lose the S400
Even though the serviceman deployed to the S400 unit did die, but that was just a car crash... sure, on the same day as Pakistan attacked with CM400AKGs. But that was a coincidence!
And look at Modi posing with the S400 launcher without the very radar PAF said they destroyed... solid PROOF!
Ok, well now looking at the CM400AKG impact pictures, the dead operator, the missing radar and the fact we're ordering S400 units from Russia... just now... maybe the S400 did get destroyed
But we invaded Lahore Port, Quetta Port, Islamabad Port and Faisalabad Port
Ok, maybe those cities don't have ports
But we destroyed Karachi port... Karachi does have a port we can destroy on evening TV... right?
Ok, well maybe on second thought Karachi port wasn't destroyed
But we bombed Pakistan's nuclear stash in Kirana hills
Ok, maybe that was just one of our missiles soft killed by EW, crashing into rock
But there was a radiation leak and Pakistanis are turning into dragons, ninja turtles and butterflies due to radiation
OK, maybe the IAEA report is correct and there's no radiation
But we've shot down a Pakistani plane... a Mirage powered by a piston engine from a motorcycle
And we have a Pakistani pilot in custody
Ok, maybe that wasn't a plane but a Pakistani drone that got us, rather than us getting it... but pilot!!! We got him! Two of them... like our 1-900-rent-a-journo buddy Tom says... Chahat Fateh Ali Khan is one of them.
Ok, maybe we don't have those pilots and Burkha Dutt just made it all up!
But Pakistanis attacked the Golden Temple! Fo sho!
Ok, maybe they didn't attack the Golden Temple and maybe Christine Fair has insulted us sufficiently on this one so we won't bring it up again
But Asim Munir has been replaced in a coup
Ok, maybe he hasn't and has been made Field Marshal instead
But Pakistanis are poor and we are rich!!! Ha!
Ok, maybe Pakistan has a larger informal economy and properly accounted for their GDP is much larger than we thought... but ours is $4T
Ok, maybe our GDP is calculated using loose methodologies, has been rebased, and uses aggressive estimates to inflate both the number and growth rate
But Pakistanis do the same!
Ok, maybe they don't do the same and if they did their $411B reported GDP, apples to apples, would be more like $600B... plus their informal economy
But the average Indian is so much better off!
Okay, maybe when you factor Pakistan's actual GDP their per capita would be higher and India is twice as densely populated with half the land/resources per capita as Pakistan...
But we are richer, because Ambani's house alone costs $2B... who in Pakistan has a $2B house!?!
Ok, maybe that was a bad example and Ambani overlooks the world's largest slum, but look at his wealth! So impressive!
Ok, maybe his wealth isn't a great thing because India's disparities are growing and its GINI coefficient is lower than Pakistan's, which has fairer wealth distribution
But that's only because the whole world is against us and backing Asim Munir... also ISI, China conspiracy.... waaaahhhhh!!!!! Abki baar Modi sarkar!
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I am truly humbled to have been nominated for contesting the position of Prime Minister by Prime Minister Imran Khan sahib. I will try my utmost to come upto the expectations of Prime Minister Imran Khan sahib, PTI members and the people of Pakistan.
Our first priority as a group will be to have Prime Minister Imran Khan sahib, Vice Chairman Makhdoom Shah Mahmood Qureishi sahib, President Chaudhry Pervez Ellahi sahib and all our women and men political prisoners released from Jail immediately.
PTI will contest and inshallah win the PM Election in the National Assembly as we have won with 180 seats in the General Elections 2024.
We will not allow our mandate to be stolen.
PTI as a party will work for strengthening democratic institutions in Pakistan so that the country's economy can be put on a path of positive trajectory and we can initiate our reforms programme to benefit the people of Pakistan.
Pakistan Zindabad!!
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