Fun things to do in the Midwest:
-Admire road work
-hit suicidal deer
-Go to Walmart
-drive around for fun
-one finger wave at people
-Run through a field
-Experience all 4 seasons in one day
-Drink pop, not soda
-Say ope at least 12 times a day
*Midwest dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brain:
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Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?"
in case it wasn’t clear; i love my brother more than anyone in world including myself. if someone even thinks of fucking with him i’ll rip your intestines out of your mouth & ass & use you as a jump rope ☺️