Zachary Uzupis

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@RiversCuomo @Weezer crossing my fingers you play Suzanne tonight! It’s my all time favorite and the song I proposed to my girl with!

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@ErinMayaDarke congratulations on your baby!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

What if two years ago, I told you that by the end of Biden's first two years:

- 10 million new jobs
- 3.6% unemployment
- 86% drop in COVID death rate
- biggest ever infrastructure bill PASSED
- first gun safety bill in 30 yrs PASSED

(wait, just getting started...keep reading)

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@NickyRickyDicky my daughter Lilah is a fan of your show and she made this!

[Sleep. Walk. Kill. Movie @SleepWalkKill]

We got into a film festival!

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

My son Trad hit a home run in his little league game and I screamed, “Go Trad!” and some dad next to me screamed “Alright, Chad!” and I had to correct the man. My son’s name is Trad. NOT Chad. #traddad #tradlife

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@RepBrianFitz Please vote to impeach President Trump.

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@peeweeherman hey Pee Wee. If it wasn’t for Coronavirus we’d be with you watching Big Adventure. What kind of crazy Rube Goldberg device are you using to wash your hands all the time?

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@RepBrianFitz Mueller’s latest statement is unequivocally an impeachment recommendation. When will you help begin these proceedings?

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@christianalsis Are all of these your grandpas?

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

Please give this mushroom a name. Winner gets to be a new mushroom mom/dad. https://t.co/HkkEOgi1Sc

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@christianalsis I smell a dot com business opportunity!!!!

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

Don’t think people just spontaneously bust into song in real life? Try visiting a medical marijuana dispensary when “Hotel California” comes on the radio.

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@christianalsis Did the police dog insult your honor or desecrate the memory of your ancestors? Sad, if true

[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@palladium_boots this pair of laceless sneakers has lasted me 7 years! I’d like a new pair, but you don’t make them anymore! Please bring them back! #customerforlife

[Bucks County Courier Times @CourierTimes]

“Maybe the word ‘Redskin’ didn’t start as racist but over time, the context of it has most certainly become racist,” Uzupis said. “It has a lot of negative connotations. It just doesn’t belong in a public school.” https://t.co/HOTJ6IO8Nc

[LehighValley Tweetup @lvtweetup]

Term ‘Redskin’ is offensive, Neshaminy teacher, former student testify https://t.co/J2T9jaTi31

[. @swordsjew]

LA: *covered in smoke from a hellfire*
Houston: *underwater*
Trump: I will deport a million children

[BigCommerce @BigCommerce]

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[Zachary Uzupis @ZakAttack421]

@whca - the Trump is real, the cancellation is fake. @TonyAtamanuik literally has the best temperament to play #45 at correspondents dinner