RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR

“The Turtle can't help us.”

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

I looked around inside
and all I saw were
unsympathetic eyes

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Just saw a moped guy hit a fucking sick wheelie, didn’t know that was possible

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Hit a guy broken down on the other side of the pike with a You Can’t Park there. He sadly locked eyes and said I know. Now I feel bad

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

I know your children don’t respect you if you slow down at yellow lights in Boston.

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

I hate you because you’re rude, aggressive, and hasty- My Wife

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

There’s a hole in Daddy’s arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ
Died for nothing
I suppose

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

@BlackVelvvett Inshallah

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Sucka ducking
And dummy dodging

[roon @tszzl]

autists and liars do not get along

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Sayin' pray for a change from the lord above you
They'd tear this motherfucker up if they really loved you

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

… Well, well
Look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well
Buddy, you found it
Now, come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

This requires so many levels of cognitive dissonance from not only him but also his intended audience that it’s actually hurting my brain to envision who this could be for

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Bo Burnhams “Inside” is a fucking haunting masterpiece. I hope his genius is recognized before he inevitably kills himself.

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

Nooote the treeesss
Becauuuseee the diiiirrtttt is tempoooorarrrry

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

@Sativasafter7 I was guna tag her in a video but couldn’t find it the other day either, shoulda tagged you I guess

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

The Pope is American. We did it boys!

[RAND PAULS’ NEIGHBOR @ZakKenney]

I fucking miss cigarettes