Zak Bland

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[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

@TheLadBible does this mean I get a t-shirt now?😂😂

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Hundreds of dollars and 1 broken finger later, it’s fair to say this bank holiday weekend has ruined me

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

It’s mad how anything under 25° is now cold/jeans weather to me now

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

$600 out done myself, taking a few days off

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

I actually hate Australia for drinking, watch this space I said I will have a cheap night …but guaranteed I’ve spent $500 already 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Got a job in Australia today for $7k a month, let’s hope this heat doesn’t kill me off 🥵

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Knowing my luck lately, some cunts trampoline is going to land on my car

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Why do I keep breaking bones when I go out

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Packing up and moving to Australia is becoming very very tempting

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

As you grow older you realise life is too short to be spiteful, what happens happens. Instead of holding grudges against the people who have wronged you, thank them for the life lesson and move on.. unless your names Josh then go fuck yourself

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

I can’t wait to see the back end of this year, 2021 will definitely not be remembered

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Sound that all my ex’s always settle down straight after being with me.. gonna have to start charging girls to ruin my life 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

@toneedoyle That’s fine, that’s what friends are for xoxo

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

£250 down from one night out.. when will I ever grow up

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Netflix apparently raising their prices to £24 a month.. feel sorry for whoever’s paying for my account🥴

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Can’t wait to get away again in a couple of weeks! Don’t want to hear anyone moaning either, especially when I have more of a chance catching rona in the Rock House than Aiya Napa🥴

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

As if there’s a news reporter taking photos of us in spoons.. wish I got my hair cut now 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Sick of having no friends, gonna have to start nominating myself for neck nominations ya bunch of snakes

[Zak Bland @Zak_Bland_]

Nothing worse than not being able to go to the boozer after a shit week