Zak Goerke

It’s ok! I’m a limo driver

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

For how serious a plane crash is how fun would it be to go down that little slide they deploy

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

I can’t believe how well this OKC starting 5 complements each other. I love this team

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

I’ve seen some crazy stuff in a beach before but I think this dude drinking a gallon of chocolate milk takes the cake

[Dom @DomGarrett]

Things we don’t talk about:

- Bruno
- Jada

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@camsikes Maybe his new album ‘Nuke’ was dropping next month!

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

Hell ya good post

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

James Harden was MONEY at the free throw line vs. the Magic 💰

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@DonnaMissal 10/10 opener for @CHVRCHES . Radiohead cover was perfect, definitely have a few new fans rocking in @CainsBallroom

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

More RG3 content please

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@cowboyhog Facts

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@cowboyhog Paycom is just the Oklahoma City Cerner

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@mikegc2010 @tomselliott @JenGranholm @thesameblaine

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@SportsCenter @Simone_Biles @NBCOlympics @Will_Walter2

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@austingoerke @RapUp Let’s see those white new balances covered in grass @RickRoss

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@DakotaSemrad Dude I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything like this before

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@cowboyhog Ok bro there’s some exceptions....

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

If someone has a car in their driveway draped with a car cover you know they have to be a pedophile

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@claytonsherrill Man I’m trying, really need new influences for these subpar tweets

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

Is that a Juul in your pocket or are you just excited to see me

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

@Sarah_McCall Way longer than necessary

[Zak Goerke @Zakypoof]

Man... Earth Wind and Fire had a totally different outlook on September than Greenday