Rebecca Macomber

If ur important, they find a way... If ur not, they find an excuse.

[Rebecca Macomber @Zal2Amber]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Rebecca Macomber @Zal2Amber]

There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.

[Mary Le @BobbieMadge]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Rebecca Macomber @Zal2Amber]

Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane." Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."

[Latrice Leblanc @caseywalden2]

If you stare at this pic for too long, it disappears http://t.co/qTnrHVpwnL

[Cryptos Newsletter @cryptosnewsx]

Respect my elders? I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

[Rebecca Macomber @Zal2Amber]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Tiffany Miller @CharlotteOstler]

Grumpy cat's happy christmas (6 pictures) http://t.co/hTs1wkr44s

[Vashti Underwood @SargentCara]

Don't give part-time people a full-time position in your life

[Rebecca Macomber @Zal2Amber]

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