DavidBenZalman

Yid, Abba, Chatan, Nutmegger. In Galut ... for now

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@SeforimChatter can you talk about Otzar Pelaot HaTorah? Perhaps interview the author? There's a Seforim-education in every parsha. The footnotes are frequently longer than the body, and both are wonders! Can't wait until Devarim is published.

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What exactly are we DOING in Galut?

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A proverb is a meme without a picture

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me: what's the #DafYomi?

Bob Uecker (obm): I don't know, but they have it every day.

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“Although you all have beautiful voices, Zoom does not allow for harmony.”
Overheard before #Hallel on middle school Tefilah call

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If thIs plague ends on #LagBaOmer, corresponding to May 12, I won’t be surprised, and I will be surprised.

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Why doesn't @Amazon display where a product is made? Every other detail is easy to find. It should be easy to filter by country. #MadeInChina or #MadeInUSA ?

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Do we start to #CountTheOmer on Thursday night? Since we don't count tonight, will we say "yesterday was day zero"?
#SefiratHaOmer

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@jeremytibbetts1 @jorosenfeld @levidmorrow Mei Marom at https://t.co/1P5Mx1Y5QD and/or helek Sheni at https://t.co/L09Ial5qF4. The search is prophetic.

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What does it mean to “kasher the bathroom for Pesach”? AFAF

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@Zimmlaw175 “Jew-hating Jews” may be more accurate than “self-hating Jews” bc these people hate Jews and love themselves.

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@kurtsiegelin And you could choose to investigate this pattern of anti-Semitic incidents, other incitements against Jews, similar media traps & press release delays. A real journalist could tell the real story.

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I was like a 70-year-old man until Ben Zooma told me how to attend a #DafYomi Shiur online.

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Shabbat Daf 8: a 4x4 square area fits in a 6-wide basket.

via Pythagoras A^2 + B^2 = C^2, 4^2 + 4^2 = 32; 32-sqrt = line of 5.657-ish; which fits in diameter of 6. Py in the Daf on Pi Day!

#DafYomi #PiDay #PiDay2020

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Seen on Shul door on #Purim:

In order to avoid
spreading the
ACHASVIRUS
everyone must
VASHTI
hands!

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@JYuter Yeshiva Migdal HaTorah visited the LHC in Switzerland. Please do what you do so well.
https://t.co/E3gBOkPBFy

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@rabbiisa Future hits by Innocuous Ox:

* Boring Shor
* I’m so Muad
* Not Pulling With Eeyore
* These Hooves Were Made For Plowing

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Sad for those who view / #DafYomi through the eyes of / Myers and DeWall

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@dgaisin @bknwrabbi Same question here.
Rabbi Lebowitz’s #DafYomi Shiur is on the @all_daf app. #AllDaf

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Pop-Daf Yomi twitter is like pouring wine into a dirty mug of beer.

Honest #DafYomi is like pouring wine into a freshly clean & empty glass, tasting the wine, and letting it warm your soul.