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[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

There won’t be LGBTQ encouragements in schools anymore.

Sanity will be restored & children will know only 2 genders now, MALE & FEMALE.

Congrats Donald Trump.

[The Consigliere ↪⤴ @MvulaKunengwa]

Can't wait to see these at Bus stations in Lusaka in 2045

[Je m'appelle Ochomba 🇿🇲💙 @ChombaBlues]

A very complicated gender 😃

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

[Michael Kroupnik @mkroupnik]

JOKE OF THE DAY
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The Vida Cafe at the Oryx fuel station in Roma had no power this morning because the generator ran out of fuel. It’s the same genset that runs the fuel pumps so they couldn’t pump out fuel to fill the genset and therefore had to send someone with a jerry can to the fuel station down the road to get diesel 😁

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

How it started: How it’s going:

[Al Jazeera Investigates @AJ_Investigates]

🚨🍿Episode 2 of #GoldMafia drops later today. Here’s a reminder of what we’ve revealed so far and a taste of what to expect.
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[Shawty🫧🩷 @Tey_36]

When God was giving girls big bums ,
Me I was ku line yavo kudya🤧🙃

[Hellen Sakanza @Sakanza4Hellenn]

Not what what😂

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Lusaka people, so ninshi panyumba pababa?😂

[Rue @missfoureyes891]

Otherwise lsk men are good people y’all lie on them just 😂😂

[MUKUBA BOY @mwenya_eric]

Weekend with no Zed bola is boring, when are we whopping these boys from kwa Lobati??

[Glasses Girl @glasses__girl]

Umuntu muya ku same church, elo ni spiritual daddy wobe but his spelling for God is different from yours, ena ni Gold.

People are not honest. 😩
#GoldMafia

[Chris Swart @BwanaChris]

McMillan promised to repay surety in 2008 for Moore who he collected from the lower Zambezi to avoid his sentence in Zambia @AJEnglish
I know this story very well.
The surety was set at $600,000 and he said he would repay it in full.
To date unpaid
The gold that Moore was caught with 118kg by the DEC went missing before the magistrate ordered it returned to him.
Two sons of a leader involved.

Two days before his sentence, Moore fled the country while "camping" on the lower Zambezi.
McMillan collected him.

He had Moore beaten up in Mozambique

When Moore returned to South Africa, he did another run to Dubai and pocketed R8 million
R10 million was transferred to VBS and we know what happened there.
Moore paid $15,000 back to the surety and then blocked all calls.

There is a SADC extradition treaty. Why wasn't an effort made to extradite him?

He knows who stole the gold from the DEC

Who are the Gold Mafia? Godmen, conmen and a president’s niece | Investigation News | Al Jazeera https://t.co/WPfDV7IisH via @AJEnglish

[Chichimweemba @misprettysmiles]

You guys going for girls with big nyash, who are you leaving us for?

[Nasi Nyambe @Nasi_Nyambe]

Jolie 🥰🍂

[Clatous Chota Chama @ClatousCC]

My name is Chama 🧔‍♂️
I come from Ndola-Zambia 🇿🇲
I love football ⚽️

[Uncle Small Small @WarrenMutendi]

Everyone on Twitter is educated 😂

[ms. jackson @mwakxie]

when are we going to learn that the majority of Zambians are colourist?