Zan

Memes keep me alive.

Life is like a sandwhich either way you flip it the bread comes first.

[Zan @ZanPrime]

all my body fat in my hog

[Zan @ZanPrime]

she sent me soapy titty pics call that glistening melons

[Zan @ZanPrime]

You got a fauoochie for
My fauck

[Zan @ZanPrime]

Call me Marco the way I’m polo’d out

[Zan @ZanPrime]

gay sex is like an Oreo only the bottom gets the cream

[Zan @ZanPrime]

cracking a shawty while smokin call that joint custody

[Zan @ZanPrime]

current meal of the day small vanilla mini Oreos preworkout and kreatin

[Zan @ZanPrime]

who didn’t break the Karen mob spawner?

[Zan @ZanPrime]

call me Fredrick Douglas the way she sound like peanut butter

[Zan @ZanPrime]

feelin like a lesbian cuz I got so much pussy

[Zan @ZanPrime]

she only seen me at my silliest she hasn’t seen me at my billiest 😔

[Zan @ZanPrime]

just nutted so hard my nuts are quaking and knees are shaking

[Zan @ZanPrime]

sneakin preworkout in the powdered lemonade at the birthday party

[Zan @ZanPrime]

bout to start a pyramid scheme who want in?

[Zan @ZanPrime]

wearing sour patch kid socks to be less intimidating

[Zan @ZanPrime]

just fought a mother of 3 for the last box of baby aspirin

[Zan @ZanPrime]

sold a dime bag of oregano to an anmish kid

[Zan @ZanPrime]

sellin New York rats on craigs list for 500 dollars

[Zan @ZanPrime]

I’m not down bad I’m just down for a baddie

[Zan @ZanPrime]

just hit a kickflip on a teckdeck who tryna let me hit