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All of my puns are intended, and I think you're awesome. I B&M a lot but honestly, I Love my life. It just makes for funny tweets

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All you can do is be nice to people and put good out there. Some people will misunderstand or be bugged by that. Don't let em get you down

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"If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur." - somebody famous.

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@chasemerica @tiffpietras PS, only used an emoji, because my tone was overly sarcastic and that doesn't communicate over twitter.

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@chasemerica @tiffpietras So... you're saying that people stuck in a state of arrested development... stop developing? weird ;)

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@nihilists4jesus WOO I'm a liberal white computer programmer, so... go me for bucking the trend?

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@alyssa___lynn That last one is amazing.

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@ashleynicoo I'd actually prefer to not be peed on ever, sexually or no... but that is just me.

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I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

[Square Developer @SquareDev]

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There needs to be room for everyone at each level of the gospel. You cant expect people to be self-sufficient in the gospel when they haven’t developed the human and spiritual needs to do so. Everyone should feel welcome at each level.

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@wearethestrike I don't know how I missed this, might be a little late out the gate, but I'll make some calls tonight

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hey @wearethestrike, are you guys doing a christmas concert this year? if so when is it?

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@yourgirlprovo I believe they call it "overcoming the objection" 😂😂

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*A Narcissist's Prayer*
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.

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@poetickate This joke is my aesthetic... thank you

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PS, if you would like to listen to me talk about coming home early from LDS missions and mental health in general check out the latest episode of the Normon Memes Podcast... or not... completely up to you. https://t.co/2OvBKKzmPw

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Yes I know they are two different word. it's called a homonym look it up.

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People are so cheap and they as you to do it for the "exposure". "exposure" can't pay the rent and I'm not sure if anybody realizes this... but people die from exposure.

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@kendawgmilli I want to like this, but I'm afraid to commit to that choice. ;)

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@igotsoel How?!?!

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Been Reading "Thinking, Fast and Slow" by Daniel Kahneman and it is crazy how fundamentally flawed our brains our. We are all vulnerable to cognitive bias. Learning about and studying it can even make us overconfident and still participate. crazy.

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@chasemerica The flip side being if people reach out to you a lot on social media, (DMs and what not), letting people know you won't be online is polite.