alex-zander harland

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. RETWEET if you like Apple Juice

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Yo mamas teeath are so yellow that she could butter a hole loaf of bread

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

You better check your self befor you wreak your self

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

I feel like a one man wolf pack

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Don't you hate waking up to the same face over and over again well no more kill her befor she kills you

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Yo mama is so hairy when she got a trim she lost 10 pounds

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

To mama is so hairy she makes chubaca look bauld

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Sleeping in a tent with nothing to do

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

No one can be Ted but Ted him self

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Carson gray is weird u will never be Ted

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Omg don't u hate the sun like I'm dying out here

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Carson is watching his dog sleep but the dog is so ugly jk

[alex-zander harland @ZanderTed]

Let's go meet ted