Alexander the Meh

can i please get a waffle

[Alexander the Meh @ZanderWithaX]

🦄

[OHTANIVERSE¹⁷ @ttohtaniverse]

🚨📰BREAKING NEWS: Your 2023 AL MVP is also the First Player in MLB HISTORY to win Unanimously MULTIPLE TIMES 🚨📰 #大谷翔平 #ShoheiOhtani

[Alexander the Meh @ZanderWithaX]

@D1SCHER Spoke to someone close to him yesterday and they said the same thing :(

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[Dish @D1SCHER]

How it feels not watching angels games and having all their notifications off

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[Alexander the Meh @ZanderWithaX]

First time watching Desperate Housewives

[Kyle Corwin @kylecorwintakes]

One thing about being a baseball fan:

If my team wins, I'm insufferable
If they lose, I'm also insufferable

[Alexander the Meh @ZanderWithaX]

@FletchWasSafe

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water

[Not Mickey Moniak @MandoFaithful]

No one has it worse than me

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Kid's whole year was just made

[Geoff Stoddart @GeoffStoddart]

#openingday

[Joseph Massey @jmasseypoet]

A part of me wants to move back to Northern California (far north in Humboldt County), buy a shack, and devote myself entirely to a spiritual life and green smoothies. I’ll collect crystals. I’ll forage for mushrooms. I’ll take didgeridoo lessons and serenade the banana slugs.

[･ﾟ *✧:*Kitanna*:✧*･ﾟ @h0neyginsengg]

People be scared to say stuff but I’m NOT. That’s why everyone wants 2 kill me or have sex wit me

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Im not american im californian theres a difference