Zandy, White Trash

White trash lookin out for trash of every color everywhere.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@ZDOG223 Ive been waiting forever zdog. Make me whole!!!

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Fuck ur eclipse glasses. Ive been starin at the sun for years and its made me the man I am today.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Sittin here watchin rainy day dog porn on a CC security tv at a random trap house. My life goals are slowly but surely being realized.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@lawrenrawren @eBay Twitter used to be cool... Or maybe I used to be gay...
#proudasfuck

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Intense probation has a way of making you wanna act the fuck up

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

I almost rear-ended an Amish horse and buggy at about 80mph in the dark just now.
#AMERICA
#MPH
#Kilomawhatnow?

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

To those who would tell you I don't know how to swim I would reply, doth the seed of a dandelion know not how to fly?

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Saw a car crash
Ran halfway to check on the injured
Realized Id b the 1st there
Stopped and turned around
Went inside to order soup
#WhoAmI?

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@lawrenrawren @mullulah @Quora save a life. Ride a vein.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

I love bad weather & dogs but if u find the eye of a storm conveniently following u like a lost puppy, kick that motherfucker & find shelter

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@jamie_phillips9 don't get mad at urself, get even with urself

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Dear game developing nerd
Make VR game where u get to have terrifying near death experiences with no plot line. Thanks
#savethepopulation

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@ShatterproofHQ @lawrenrawren sounds like a scam, don't do it

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@_LusciousPeach get it right wtf

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Happy V.D. Twitter
#February14
#VenerealDiseaseAwareness
#YoureJustGonnaHaveToLiveWithIt

[Kris 🌻💛 @MythicalCrystal]

Noone reads this shit anyway.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

@mistyoliver07 y'all niggas faded... Did I say that right?

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Know what I love? When old women smell like a pissy diaper. It's my goddamn favorite.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

3 fraudulent license plates taken off my car in under 30 days. Stay off my ass 5-0. Stealin MY stolen property and shit. Smh.

[Zandy, White Trash @ZandyWhiteTrash]

Went graverobbing and all I got was these muddy dress pants... And a bouquet of a flowers... Not a bad haul actually