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[Zanee Navratill Burner @ZaneNavratill]

Imagine losing and then unlocking the Mortal Kombat finisher.

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@stevemagma @CollinRugg Now she has to take off work. That’s eight hours of paid time she’s missing when the cop even said yeah I did see you in your right hand as ego. Had to still give the ticket. What an idiot I hope he gets fired.

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@AshAshPB She’s in her last month of her deal with head and with proton sponsoring this and she’s friends with Charles. They’re allowing her to use a couple different paddles during the last month

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@PPAtour This will be over in 15 minutes (2 and 2). Awful semifinal women’s dubs match. The amount of dinks Alix and Millie left up was crazy. They also couldn’t defend that well. ALW and AB reset almost everything that come at them and barely make any mistakes. #Zanism @ZaneNavratil

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@NicoTheLefty @jignatowichpb RPM is clean, it’s professional… but was there a prototype stage where you were like, we’re calling this thing The Rotisserie? @ZaneNavratil #RPMFootwork #SplitStep #Zanisms

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@NicoTheLefty He’s a singles specialist with nuclear upside. But the throne rotates. Ben, Federico, Hunter, Chris and on it goes. Singles hype happens fast. Sustained dominance across all three disciplines is different. #ResumeOverReaction #Zanisms #CrownHimAlready @ChrisCaliSNS @ZaneNavratil

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@ChrisCaliSNS @PPAtour @ZaneNavratil You must not have kids 😂

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@PPAtour @ZaneNavratil @ChrisCaliSNS Is this a PPA event or Monday Night Raw? I’m waiting for someone to hit a drop shot off the top rope.
We just need entrance music and pyrotechnics at this point.
#Zanism #DinkMania #FromTheBaselineWithFury

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@lady_valor_07 Sir Winston Pickles from @KILLTONY

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@NicoTheLefty Close. I see it:

1. Johns vs Haworth
2. GOATS VS AB/Hayden
3.Ben/Gabe Alshon/H
4. ALW/AB vs Tyra/Jorja
5. ALW vs Kate

You look like you just moved 500 kilos of pickleballs across the border. #Zanisms @ZaneNavratil #IllegalDinkOperations #PickleballCartel #PaddleTrafficker

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@PPAtour @ZaneNavratil I see you my man @azetice in pink. Either we have the pro commentators, Hannah Johns, or… nobody. These questions have the energy of a high school interview. She’s nice enough, but this is a step back. Let’s raise the game.

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Off a bit here. +6 on my first prediction.

They warmed up… and went home.

That wasn’t a golden pickle, that was a jar.

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@PPAtour @ZaneNavratil @AshAshPB @ChrisCaliSNS
1 WATERS/BRIGHT V 6 PISNIK/SCHNEEMANN

This will be easy for Waters and bright 3&3
#Zanepredictions

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@AshAshPB At the very top, an athlete may know their body and game better than anyone, but that does not mean they do not need guidance. Elite tennis players, Olympic athletes, and NBA stars all have coaches. A coach does not need to be better at playing. They need to be better at seeing u

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@AshAshPB No way he didn’t know that ball hit him during that behind the back shot #OffTheBack @PPAtour @ZaneNavratil Plot twist.
Yes you CJ

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@azetice @jason_mok They’re probably solid. But once you factor in sponsorships and free pairs, it starts looking less like pure innovation and more like premium positioning. I’m saying the price tag is luxury math. Performance can be real and the markup can still be wild. @ZaneNavratil back me up?

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@AshAshPB They’re expensive because you’re buying branding, not build cost. Think Fendi economics, the markup is the real luxury. If it was unbranded, would you still want it? Exactly! #ZaneAccordingToZane

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@Matt_Manasse @JetJaguar76 He wasn’t arguing with you, he was just stating a fact. You don’t gotta defend imaginary attacks. You shadowboxing again?
#JustZaneThings

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@ZaneNavratil When everything’s basically the same, yeah… of course they’re chasing the money. Let’s not pretend this is some spiritual paddle journey.

If all the paddles play roughly the same, I’d be chasing the money too. Like, I’m not saying no to a check over 2% more pop.
#Zane2Zane

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@AshAshPB Imagine paying theme-park money to hit a wiffle ball indoors.

Paying Disney money for a sport invented during a backyard BBQ is wild.

#ZaneAccordingToZane

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@ZaneNavratil @MajorLeaguePB Elite trash talk travels well. #JustZaneThings