Zane Privette

Husband; #GirlDad; Trial Attorney; UMKC Law Alum; Mizzou Alum; Uncle x 5; Family Comedian; and a whole slew of other titles depending on who you ask!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@KevinCastley Ask who’s been in charge of that dump for the last 40 years….

[carter arey @whereismylegggg]

Best vid.

[SEC Mike @MichaelWBratton]

Eli Drinkwitz says CFB is sick right now and says there are signs that the sport is cracking:

"Tampering is at the highest levels - there is no such thing as tampering, because there's no one that's been punished for tampering.

"Everyone on my roster is being called."

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@jared_shult Filled up for $2.39 a gallon just two days ago…enjoy those California taxes!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@MizzouFootball But those unis are absolutely bomb!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@stoolpresidente But didn’t that used to be “the problem”? The clowns that hold those votes aren’t any better!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

Poverty level behavior!

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Georgia is taking Missouri EDGE Damon Wilson to court for $390k in damages after transferring to the Tigers, @DanMurphyESPN reports.

https://t.co/GciYXDYeJ4

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@CAgovernor @realDonaldTrump “Firestorms”??? We’re going to make this a climate change thing aren’t we?

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@ShowMeZou @MimsCourtney “I just really don’t want to be like 5th or 6th on the depth chart for the next 2 years…”

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@BFW Sooo…an update?

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@ML3democrats Do you have any idea how little we care? Would you like me to tell you? It’s less than you think.

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@BarstoolVandy “Divided by borders so few interactions” - what is this? The 1800’s? I didn’t realize state borders precluded interactions among people.

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@jalenmerricks At what?

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@WillieTheTiger Mofo looks like he’s about to go perform some level 100 mathematics….

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@MaggieLJohnson @mizkris18 Maybe the Thicker Kicker can convince Stan to make an NIL deposit….

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@TigerWill06 Meaty!!!!!!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

1) no adjustments on offense - as per usual

2) has a decent arm, but cannot find a stride

3) absolutely correct

4) if Link stays it’s going to be absolutely horrendous!

5) knowing we have an incredibly talented roster, amazing cohesion among players, and the ability to beat every team we played this year - has been an emotional roller coaster that would put most people in a psych ward!

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@ShowMeZou Almost as if the play calling and QB coaching was done by the same guy…..

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@RamboMizzou Absolutely embarrassing performance in the red zone. Absolutely abysmal performance on 3rd down. Completely soft on 4th down. This is so frustrating to watch time and again. It doesn’t matter if we have the best RB in the country if we have a 10+ yard air threat consistently.

[Zane Privette @ZanePrivette]

@BFW I know you think you had your “gotcha” moment. But still a no nothing - as in a lack of anything of substance, merit, or worth.