Zane Hart

Wordsmith. Marketer. Abstract sculptor and an all around absurd human. Often regret not becoming a marine biologist. Cephalopods rule.

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

@RomieRomak Reading Tyra Mail aloud on camera is a great motivation for improving one's reading skills.

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@RomieRomak Uh oh. Are we gonna have to hold a prop off?

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@RomieRomak Um, if you're Dido, I'm Nelly Furtado. Soooooo... yeah.

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

@RomieRomak And?

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@theoncominghope Weeds season 4 and on had a different title card each episode. And Lucy Daughter of the Devil had a different Lauren Bouchard ukulele theme song. Marvelous.

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The copywriter band name is now Toothy Joe and the Unripe Pears.

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

I put my pants on just like everyone else, by cutting my sleeves off and sewing them directly to the shorts I'm already wearing.

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The copywriter band name is now The Wizard of Spas.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I see Fox News is big mad about abolishing the electoral college.

So let’s talk about it.

1) If the GOP were the “silent majority” they claim, they wouldn’t be so scared of a popular vote.

They *know* they aren’t the majority. They rely on establishing minority rule for power.

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

A punch-drunk mom-friend just tried to help me blow my nose.

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Oh, a lantern.

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The copywriter band name is now Fartful Dodger and the Dutch Ovens.

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The copywriter band name is now Same-Expression Selfie-Series.

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Today in Fat Shame from Fun Sources: Aidy Bryant’s show is looking for extras of “all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, and abilities.” I am above the weight limit on the application. Womp womp.

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

Hey
It’s your metaphor
I just extended it.

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The copywriter band name is now Casually Helicoptering.

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Thundering Sun Hail. Which is just what’s happening in Portland today, not a band name.

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Punk in Drublic is a good name for a Pogues cover band.

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.@Dreamkittyzero, who does not watch Game of Thrones, sees the GoT/iron throne logo, turns to me and asks, “Got swords?”

[Zane Hart @Zane_Hart]

You can’t have birthdays if you don’t age. Sorry, Paul Rudd.