punished Zane

Trapped in a time loop

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Spitting straight ropes in the gas station bathroom

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Just watched a Markiplier fan open carry a 1911 into a McDonald's to pick up their mobile order

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Can't wait to see next week's episode of South Park

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Alien Earth needle drops Stinkfist in ep.2 and I'm hooked

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

I’m gonna assume it will clean out all the gunk like it did to that grill you stupid bitch

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Take me down to the Orcadise city where the orcs are the green and the grog is gritty

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Can't wait to wake up and go to my minimum wage orc job in the heart orc city. Thankful that the orc draft didn't send me to the front lines of the orc war

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

"babe I swear to God this new folk punk band won't be like the last one. They're not gonna crash on the couch for 6 months and get me addicted to heroin again, I promise"

*The nefarious folk punks approaching you after the show*

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Hearing the radio edit of My Name Is is a truly surreal experience. None of the white boy sauce. Like listening to Justice for All with Bass mixed back in

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

@mobodog Diabolical

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

There are two wolves inside me, and I can feel them rub up against each other as the pump in opposite timings

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Democrats have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever now

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Met @PaymoneyWubby and @alluux at magiccon this weekend, then got HOSED at the blackjack table so we'll call the weekend a wash

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

There's nothing quite like your Oscar Pistorious joke bombing on Instagram stories

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

I'm smoking on that pack that unlocks your latent schizophrenia. I can hear the ghost of Stonewall Jackson beatboxing in the walls

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Help! My AI home assistant Blackpilled my kids with ISIS bombing videos

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Trying to make my girlfriends head explode with my mind after she says we can’t get dominos pizza

[punished Zane @Zanebible2]

Wikihow: how to tell your bar acquaintance to not wear a butt plug to the bar

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[vee @prxphecygirI]

WHO WANTS TO DIE HISTORIC ON THE FURY ROAD???!