Mam'zangwa

I'm here, I'm seeing & I'm conquering 🤍

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

As a childless woman in her late 30's being catnip to teenage babies is VERY stressful 🙆🏾‍♀️. Particularly the matriculants ngoku.....one wanted me to hold their hand through the varsity application journey, fine & now a whole boy wants me to be their gap year guardian 😭🤧

[Asisipho Burwana @Shoun_B]

Hi Cape Town! 🤲🏽

Opened Kwa Ma-Asi’s Kitchen the other day and I just wanted to let you know that I have your Sunday lunch ready!

Any bulk orders or catering services can be catered for as well.

Hope to spend this coming Sunday with you! ❤️

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

I love my bodyguard over there looking like he's about to do something if she says no 🫶🏾🤭

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Ishow speed proposed on Valentine's day to the love of his life....wow 🙌

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

Music is quite something coz I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this song & when it came time to change my scent...it HAD to be YSL 🫠. I shall be drinking sugar water the rest of Jan 😌🤷🏾‍♀️

[Billiato’s daughter @billiato_ntogi]

Guys,immediately you hear "Wabulala uMama wena" at yall family gathering, pls go live.

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

The year is 2025, I can't believe we still don't have Southern hemisphere Christmas carols....coz whatttt snow? Whattt fire place? 😒😒

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

Not me buying toilet paper at Checkers in the next town and leaving it at the store 😭😭🤧 Christmas chaos is aging me 🙆🏾‍♀️🚮

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

The way I always say "I'm getting ready to cooook" 🤭 when I'm hosting

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖔 @hwloiza]

18 years ago ‘This Christmas’ was released.

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

Nothing and I MEAN NOTHING pisses me off quite like a white Raptor 🤧🤭

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

I don't get out much BUT when did we lose the etiquette of earphones in shared spaces? Coz why am I listening to your tiktok from my table 😭🤧 Yhu haa.a

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

VW uphalele coz what do you MEAN there's no shuttle service when you bring your car in for a service 🙆🏾‍♀️ Hayi ngeke!

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

@ReleGlo I remember when it was Allied 😭🙆🏾‍♀️🤭

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

@figxres Modern problems need modern solutions ✨️🙌🏾

[RNB RADAR @rnbradar]

Solange has launched a free digital archive library of rare Black & Brown literature through her Saint Heron platform.

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

@tumifuego Outside of the ladies' fashion rules for this, I always felt its the most logical way to wear a smart watch coz aren't the veins more prominent on the inside of ones wrist

[Sunday🌗 @hayin_uAvu]

Unrelated: I know i am Zulu but Xhosa gents are cool as fuck man, those gents invented a bush getaway for themselves just for vibes imagine. 🥹

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

@UberEats can y'all please add an "own amount" option there by the tips coz some of us wanna achieve round numbers

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

WHEN I TELL YOU it grates my tits when someone calls be dabawo 🚮 coz my only reference for that term is dads side of the family & those aren't my people. Now I'm meeting Clan peoples & I gotta correct their kids to call me Sis' Zan oko coz otherwise 🤢

[ReelLover @InHollywoodland]

The Reginas (King and Hall)

[Mam'zangwa @Zani_M]

@abike1999 Its the facial expression comparison.....it wasn't his idea shame and if you extend enough grace, it probably wasn't hers either 🤍