Zany Madcap

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

Breaking: #humpback #whale swallows kayaker off coast of #Chile, then spits him out. Now humans know what catch and release feels like.
#humpbackwhale

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

#TaylorSwift’s boyfriend #TravisKelce lost the #SuperBowl. I wonder if she told him to shake it off, shake it off.

@tkelce @taylorswift13 #EaglesVsChiefs #KansasCityChiefs #PhiladelphiaEagles #ChiefsVsEagles #shakeitoff

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

Let me be the first to say it before it happens:
#Diddy did not kill himself.

#Diddyarrest #DiddyFreakoffs #DiddyGate #Epstein #DiddyCombs #DiddyArrested #Freakoffs #SeanCombs #SeanDiddyCombs

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

With as many albums as Bill Gaither has released, you'd think one would be titled "Shall We Gaither At The River".
#BillGaither #GaitherVocalBand
@Gaithermusic

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@t_sadiity This is a stupid lie. They can't charge you with 1 felony resultant from dozens of separate misdemeanors over time. And cameras recording u aren't the same as human witness. u have a right to question ur accuser in court. Cameras can't answer questions.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@BamaCentral I hope this reaches Christopher Walsh, though I have no expectation he'll get this. Mr. Walsh, I'm publishing a book related to Bama and want to know if you'd be interested in contributing a foreword or introduction? Details upon request. Thanks so much in advance.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

The White House isn't #Trump' s "type" either but that didn't stop him from trying to forcibly take it on Jan 6, 2021. #TrumpIsARapist #EJeanCarroll #trumpciviltrial #trumpverdict #JeanCarroll #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpTownHall #TrumpCNN #TrumpCrimeFamily

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@joncoopertweets Just wait until he invades Poland.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@PrinceHits @warnerrecords @prince *consider
*populace

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@elly_bangs So... is this the part where I ask for your number?

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@KeneAkers Uh oh. If true, that's no longer 2nd degree murder.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

Never send a president to do a Droid's job.
#trumpclassifieddocuments #BidenClassifiedDocuments #ClassifiedDocuments #BidenGarage #ClassifiedDocument #trumpfbiraid #starwarsmemes #starwarsjoke #starwarshumor #r2d2 #BidenDocs #trumpdocs

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

#xmasmemes #christmasmemes #christmasmeme #onestarrating #christmastime #Christmasgifts #ChristmasEve #ChristmasDay #ChristmasCountdown #christmasjoke #christmashumor #Christianity

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@robreiner Absolutely none of that rhymes. It's not even free verse. And you call yourself a writer.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@drfunkenberry @DollyParton @RollingStones @prince @PLIVETHEBEST Raspberry Beret.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

#DavidDePape had 2 hammers when he attacked #PaulPelosi and it reminds me of the @pinkfloyd symbol of the #RightWing. @rogerwaters #PinkFloyd #hammers #pelosiattack #PelosiAttacker #Pelosi #pinkfloydhammers #rogerwaters

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

Turns out I have more in common with @kanyewest than I thought. We're both not billionaires.
#Kanye #KanyeIsOverParty #KanyeWestIsOverParty #kanyewest #adidasdropkanye

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@PattiLuPone Don't cry for me, Equity, now.
The truth is, I never left you...

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

@CalltoActivism Contributing to disinformation/willful deception. Prison is for sentences of 365 days or more. A 14 day sentence is the realm of city and county jails.

[Zany Madcap @ZanyMadcap]

Instead of telling #Florida residents to #evacuate, why doesn't Governor @RonDeSantisFL just put #HurricaneIan on a plane to #MarthasVineyard.

#DeSantis
#RonDeSantis #floridahurricane #hurricanequestions #HurricaneSeason #DeSantisDestroysFlorida #DeSantisHumanTrafficker