Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey

The kind of Masshole experience Noah Kahan could never write about because nobody’s romantically key bumping XRs just to go to Market Basket and Cumby’s.

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

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NEW VIDEO IS OUT ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

“How Patriots Fans Became DELUSIONAL (Part 1)”

Let me know your thoughts in the comments! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

Back from a stay in the sin bin

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

I used to suffer from FOMO. But now i don’t really even care about trends and shit. Like the world cup. I know this excites a lot of ppl, but I really havs no interest

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@iFightForKids While you’re in idaho, go get Gabriel Gage

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@legit_scumbag Signing him up for mailing lists

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@SoPrettyDoodles Nothing worse than when the dog shits liquid on the god damn carpet

[Tim Doolan @tdools]

New York: destroying their city

Boston: partying with Scotland

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@legit_scumbag Beat his ass with a phone book

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@randomfCKnuser 🤣🤣🤣

“Whatchu mean y’all ran out of Potatoes, just put it on the WIC card, O’Brien”

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

Unreal.

[MBTA Transit Police @MBTATransitPD]

6/10 11AM Mass-Harrison Ave TPD responded to an #MBTA bus for a male who was urinating while in the bus in front of passengers. TPD officers removed the male & discovered there were 14 warrants for his arrest for various offences from numerous courts. Arrested-transported to TPD

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

Absolutely fucking not.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

is it ok to be 28 years old

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

This is the side of Boston you never see.

A True Boston is mean but nice. They’ll call you a retahd to your face but will show up at a kids lemonade stand when he gets robbed.

You’ll never believe why that is…

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

EXCLUSIVE: The kids whose lemonade stand was robbed at gunpoint in Boston opened another stand today

Check out this crowd who came to support them!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@tessiesbestie Join the hater club. I started my account to shitpost about Bailey Zappe and it’s grown,

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

Pats Legend Bailey “Zappe Fever” Zappe

[VMたφ🐏🎸#JeremiahWebbSZN @V_KGM1]

Fucking zappe bro😭😭😭😭

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@pigshitsonballs Seeing a lot of people saying these are Agarthans, but I’m not as aware of their Lore

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

Duradel hit me with another daganoth task. Kms

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

@legit_scumbag Proud of you big dawg

[Javonte Z. “Zap” Bailey @ZapBailey]

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