Phillip Zaphiro

Tolkien white guy

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@EmilyMackenzie Wow

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@EmilyMackenzie LMAO they really were hideous

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@prezoh fuck your neighbour's baby, why aren't u streaming rn

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@VinnyVinesauce?

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@VinnyVinesauce thought you'd enjoy this https://t.co/uSVVPczYhH

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Just landed at YOW -
Pilot: "please stay seated and leave your seatbelts buckled."
Every idiot on the plane: *unbuckles their seats and stands up*

Nice.

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@MsJessicaDobson Check out SHAKER Cuisine & Mixologie St-Laurent!

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@EmilyMackenzie *uninstalls and rates 1 star in app store*

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@OptaFranz @HKane @FCBayernEN

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@EmilyMackenzie

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@EmilyMackenzie I keep thinking it's Friday 😭

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Hey Binty @VinnyVinesauce - I discovered this band and it seems like something you might enjoy or play during a BRB!

https://t.co/O4r5b7UaH8

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@EmilyMackenzie Because it doesn't have Yo Atkin Phenicks

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@EmilyMackenzie Let's goo, it has Joe Akin Feenux

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Ottawa senators are winning the World Cup

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@BradyTkachuk71 is the real Slim Shady holy shit I love this man

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Hey @VinnyVinesauce how do you like my mallard letter opener? It's letter fowl.

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@KristaVM Blink twice if you need help

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@EmilyMackenzie Based