Jason Terrell

Wait...You can see me??

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

As a weed smoker myself I can’t smoke with people who don’t have smokers etiquette. Like bruh I know you see elders and children around put the blunt out and hit it

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated and on the verge of insanity)

[aizk ✡️ (✈️ SFO) @Aizkmusic]

I have a theory that people who listen to instrumental music or music in languages they don't understand have very loud and chatty internal monologues.

[(8/100) seibaa.bsky.social @SeibaaHomu]

White guy on twitter in 2026: "Resident Evil 5 isn't racist!"

Resident Evil 5:

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

[Jason Terrell @ZappaKarasu]

@CEOofTricell Yeah there's some "interesting" choices they've made moving foward. Something I don't see anyone talking about is wesker presenting evidence at the umbrella trials. Like you would think the surviving members of s.t.a.r.s. would have something to say about their former captain...

[͏ ͏  @TeezySooSkep]

Chris Tucker was really in Hong Kong telling people he LAPD😭

[petiteprincess @girlyygirl666]

smoking with my girls (chip, penny, used napkin)

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I dont smoke to look cool it's alot pain behind them blunts

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

how you hate me when i’m in my room doing this

[Denders @DendersP]

me when I’m in the raccoon city police station and I have to take a fat shit but I didn’t put a random fucking medallion that’s all the way on the other side of the building in the right slot so the bathroom door just stays locked

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My wife walked into the room while I was playing Resident Evil.

Her: "Go back to the abandoned mansion level."

Me: "Why? I barely survived it the first time."

Her: "Just do it. Go into the master bedroom where the mutant dog jumped through the window."

Me: "Okay, I'm standing in the shattered glass and blood."

Her: "Look at the window treatments."

Me: "The torn curtains?"

Her: "Yes! See how they layered the sheer linen behind the heavy velvet drapes?"

Me: "I guess so..."

Her: "That's the exact drape layering I want for our bedroom. See if you can get closer without dying so I can see the hardware on the curtain rod."

~Anonymous

[Jason Terrell @ZappaKarasu]

Funeral is next Friday absolutely mandatory that you wear all black with a gas mask 🖤

[Jason Terrell @ZappaKarasu]

#re9spoilers Seeing your favorite character coming back in a mainline game as a boss fight but then having the sudden realization that you have to actually win the boss fight 😭😭😭 bitch I am not ok 💔

[moving accounts @old_dishonored]

people trying to make plans with me today as if i don’t have to go to raccoon city at 5 pm

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

going to enjoy being one of the last educated people in the post-apocalypse. they're going to bring me scraps of books as I sit by the trash fire, whispering to each other 'garbage sage can see things in the markings' and I will read to them from the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i’ll never apologize for being sensitive. bitch that hurt my feelings and fuck you as well. i don’t care