Zappa Returns

My guitar might’ve wanted to kill your mama but the Christo-Fascists want to kill all your freedoms. I’ve come back from the dead to stop them.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

I was probably already sick when I appeared on this show. Just 7 years later, I’d be dead. But I wasn’t gonna let these fascist shitheads have the last word.

[Chris Tackett (aka See It Name It Fight It) @cjtackett]

This is Frank Zappa on Crossfire in 1986. What he said then was true. It’s still true.

Look at what we face today. It’s coming from the same source, attempting to do the same thing with our books, schools, and people they don’t like. And their vehicle is the government.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Acting “like Republicans” means you lie constantly, Jim. Your party — if you can call it that instead of a crime syndicate — has been allergic to telling the truth for decades.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jim Jordan: "We need to act like Republicans, and go to the American people every single day and tell them the truth."

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“Many scandals simmer.

Some reach a slow boil.

A few explode.

The China Chips scandal is exploding.”

https://t.co/Zsni3ECji7

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

People are getting this extremely wrong. Karp in particular is not "pivoting left" — this is explicitly "Hegelian synthesis," a merger of left-right ideology which is rooted in Marxism and Soviet Reflexive Control doctrine. What they're saying here is that the old left/right paradigm is obsolete. What you're getting here is a Karp/Thiel left-right synthesis and that was always the case. Folks don't know the history or philosophy sufficiently well to parse this, and need to get up to speed quickly.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Are we sure destroying a landmark that was thousands of years old was the result of “blunders” — or was it deliberate? Fascists hate any historic landmark or monument that doesn’t serve their message. And they see indigenous ppls as inferior.

[ProPublica @propublica]

The discovery is the latest in a series of destructive blunders along the U.S. border.

In April, border wall contractors bulldozed through a well-marked earthen etching, Las Playas Intaglio, that was believed to be at least 6,500 years old.
https://t.co/xXBaBdwuRm

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Pretty much everyone who suspected Dullsi Scabbard is a Russian asset — and possibly even a Russian agent — were right. And Donny Demento made her his DNI. In the history books, this era will be dubbed The Stupid Years.

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

New: The contents of a hacked computer belonging to John Mark Dougin, an American ex-cop living in Russia, offer documentary evidence that he worked with the FSB and GRU to peddle disinformation. He liaised with GRU Unit 29155 the originator of the Ukraine biolabs hoax, and his "moment of triumph came in June 2026, when information from his investigation was endorsed by @TulsiGabbard, who was serving as director of national intelligence in the Trump administration." https://t.co/yUTo5ZAEq7

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

The first act of the Dem majority in
Congress should be to defund the fucking GICEstapo.

[The New Republic @newrepublic]

“He is dangerous and should not have weapons,” his mom said. “Believe his victims, not him.” https://t.co/uO4PWpY0yo

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

He’s embarrassed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In order to work through more of the Cybertruck order backlog, production will be extended through the end of summer 2027

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@demas_billy Fuck off, bot.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

We have an unfortunate tendency in this country to elect criminal presidents, then pass a whole bunch of legislation to prevent us from giving them too much power — and then forgetting all about it and doing it all over again. Is there a cure for political amnesia?

[DC @D_L_Hopper]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@PremierJJ44BC He’s a big reason why we are where we are.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Appointing a few extra justices.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@chrsturbo However you get your tweezer glint in the moonlighty night is alright with me. I’m all about choice.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Wrote “Montana” to make fun of Californians who like to buy cheap land in the upper Midwest states to escape urban sprawl and set up absurd businesses. And you know what? It’s STILL happening.

[Prog Rock Songs @progrocksongs]

Frank Zappa - Montana

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@Mick_Limerick Yippee-Eye-Oh-Tie-Ay.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@EErgens No point in doing it if it doesn’t get a laugh.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@Mick_Limerick How about a mental toss flycoon?

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Uh oh.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Facts

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

Is this a dress rehearsal for Jan. 6, 2027, Jan. 6, 2029, or both?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STAND. FIGHT. DEFEND THE REPUBLIC.

[Scientific American @sciam]

We’ve never seen an El Niño like this one. And it’s possible the gobsmacking heat it’s releasing will push us permanently past a symbolic warming threshold

https://t.co/Ob8rMEsRsI

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

@fobbioblivion 1) Nope, not a stretch.
2) No.

[Zappa Returns @ZappaReturns]

This is what happens when you start a war to distract voters from the fact that the president is a sexual predator.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Absolute panic in Washington. Marco Rubio whines that Iran is planning to permanently control the Strait of Hormuz and charge a toll. He admits the US is powerless to stop it alone and begs the rest of the world to step in. Iran has completely outsmarted the American empire.