Zappa

Recycling by day, watching fights by night.

[Zappa @Zappa_012]

@fabiangib my tweets my likes/retweets

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Hessian Matrix @Prisikelimas]

@ChampRDS Sergei is back

[Zappa @Zappa_012]

But Ringo is sublime

[theScore @theScore]

Shane Gillis absolutely cooked Draymond. 💀

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Alexander Volkov was trying to recreate a meme during his face off and Waldo Cortes-Acosta was NOT having it 😭

(h/t @DieHardMMAPod)

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Typical

[Holly Grayle @HollyGrayle]

They're EVERYWHERE.

This actually enraged me. Imagine going on a walk through the beautiful English countryside, only to see some dead-eyed NPC migrant breaking down a wall that's probably withstood all manner of harsh conditions - but none so harsh as the Third World tendency to destroy, and break, and damage, and ruin. He looks so entirely out of place too, with his tracksuit pants, sneakers, and headphones, apparently immune to the beauty of his surroundings, singularly focused instead on destruction.

I have developed a visceral loathing of these people - these creatures so unlike us. My skin crawls with disgust at the mere sight of them.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Basketball gods always make sure these passes hit the fans on their phones.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue.

Me: *Presses power button.*

IT guy:

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me re-entering the dating scene at 40.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

I don’t care. He’s still our boy ❤️

[combatsports @combatsporrt]

The biggest robbery in the history of combat sports 🙌

[Luka Smotrich @haaalandismo]

Sembra tutti i fratelli Guzzanti insieme

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Insurance company gonna put her in the walls of Jericho the moment she says what she hit

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Inside a boat, he managed to find something more interesting than the sea itself. 😂

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Just a boy and his doggy

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

THE GREATEST FIRST TOUCH IN FOOTBALL HISTORY IN A SLOWER MOTION!!!!!

[R @Rlufc96]

No debut album will ever beat it, it’s a shame what they became, but no band will ever come onto the scene better