Zara Patterson

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@doughughess @FROZ3NP1ZZA Ohhhhh my god 🤤🥲

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@doughughess @NoContextLaughs 🤢🤢

[Glen @Glen36625410]

Please I need you help twitter. Money no object just need 2 seats on a plane. @qatarairways @etihad

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Nothing enrages me more than Whitehaven B&M car park traffic 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Drying your hair in this heat though 🥵🥵

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@imogen_atkinson Same same 👏🏻

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Vodka needed in my mocha kinda Monday 😴

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@iamcardib @imogen_atkinson

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

They don’t make songs like Jojo - Leave anymore 🎶

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@doughughess @ladbible 🤢🤢 no chance

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@ASOS @hannahbell27 @charlcarton @xmadisonalice #ASOSBLACKFRIDAY

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING: Peter Sutcliffe, the ‘Yorkshire Ripper’, has died - reportedly from coronavirus.
May this despicable serial killer rot in hell.
May his 13 victims finally rest in peace. 🙏

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@doughughess @ladbible Fuck right off

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Didn’t think 2020 could get any worse until KFC forgot my gravy

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@GMB @piersmorgan could we also take a minute to appreciate @xmadisonalice

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@imogen_atkinson Cos you do 10+ loops of Cumbria per day on foot

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Nothing better than winter clothes, thick dresses docs and knitted jumpers 🥰

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

@hannahbell27 @_YungJefe1 Absolutely sick to death of them

[Zara Patterson @ZaraPatterson5]

Klarna continues to ruin my life on a monthly basis