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Don't hate. Procrastinate.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

When lifes gotcha down just remember: it could be worse, you could run a meme account that has to watermark every meme it posts. #GodBless

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

.@KIDZBOP release the explicit versions of your albums. do you realize what a cash cow idea this is? kidzbop please, kizbo listen to me

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"I cannot tell you how much I'll miss walking out at Old Trafford." - Ryan Giggs

#GiggsLegend

[Daz? @HomeProbably]

It's OK, funds.

I'm insufficient too.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

@colesprouse you look like the young chick at the bar

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

.@dylansprouse, bro you look like a drunk older man on vacation trying to pick up young chicks at the bar.

[Nicholas Hoult @NicholasHoult]

Very important announcement courtesy of @georgeashwell and the Xmen squad- #Apocalypse #behindthescenes

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

📷 ¡Foto de CAMPEONES!

#LaUndecima 🏆

#HalaMadrid 🙌

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

The people have spoken @colesprouse

[dROIDBEARS @droidbears]

flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand

me: how do i access the wifi

fa: im doing safety announcements

me: is that lowercase

[9.25 🎈 @theshiningson]

Caitlyn Jenner also thinks that the hardest part of being a woman is finding an outfit to wear. So there's that. https://t.co/tBA9MOcCEN

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

Thank you to the Academy and the incredible cast & crew of #TheRevenant. #Oscars

[CNN @CNN]

Harry Potter fans may want to sit down for this -- A new book is coming this summer https://t.co/2x87TaJGIr

[Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRose]

Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝