Stuart Zarahn

Wantagh HS 73 Islanders Mets St Johns Bama..Drank Bourbon with Mantle, Told to Fuck Off by Ozzie, Called out by Ali, Guitar player, Johnny Winter is GOD..

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@miradasurfs Notice how patient this breed is..She just sits motionless, sometimes for days, just waiting for prey..Then, she pounces!! There is no chance of escape..

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@MikeGrinnell_ Barzal, Ritchie, Palmieri, our 13th.. to Toronto for Knies and their 1st overall☺️

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.I have 100% no doubts about Aitchenson.. I watched him in the OHL playoffs for Barrie..He's a demon, a sorcerer, a dragon..A fucking beast..And he's ours.

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@Jaypotta Awesome!!!

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@richtorrey @EdMarti59020140 A trade scenario to ponder
Barzal to Seattle(he's going home)
To The Islanders
Seattle's 7th 1st Rd
Jack O'Brien (Seattle's 8th overall 2025)
Blake Fiddler RD 6'5' 220..U of Denver next season
Seattle's 2nd 26 or 27

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@uuujason I can honestly tell ya, I'm not one of them..

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@islanders_takes They wrote their own demise when they changed it to "True patriot love in all of us command"
They had to get "Woke"..🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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@Boomer7301956 @MetsWes Nayeth is not what I thought..I'll simply say 'Not'

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@Boomer7301956 @MetsWes Bwahahahaha..Every town has their Whore and The Drunk.. Did you ever realize that in The Andy Griffith Show, that Otis the town drunk, was also the only one who was married?? Coincidence? I thinketh Nayeth..🤣🤣

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@matt_matth No offense to Beyonce or Madonna (HeeHeeHee)..
Janis was and will always be The GOAT..

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@IslesUpNorth A 1000% NO to any of your trade options..

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@Boomer7301956 @MetsWes Reminds me of an older woman I knew as a young man..Her name was Mitzi...Not a joke..We ALL got to know her..🙄🙄

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@islesfan777 @The_Technician1 @nyknicks Give the dog a bone!!😇

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@gguitarzan There once was some broad from Dallas...

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@IceWarsNYRvsNYI It's got to be some kind of Hebrew connection..🤣🇮🇱🇮🇱

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@ThomasCass9 A tin cup, a cane and a seeing eye dog..

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What if::: Vegas not just sweeps Colorado, but sweeps Carolina too? What were the Vegas odds of that scenario? 1000:1?

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@ehornick I know..They're great..I'll get off my butt and investigate..Keep up the great work Mr Hornick..

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@PuckPedia @ehornick @JCapGLJ First their cap space was 16.1 Then, after Schaefers bonus of 3.5 it dropped to 12.6...Now, it's 10+..Where did the 2M or so go to?

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@IceWarsNYRvsNYI I'll sit here on the couch talking outloud to myself about Islanders this or that..The next day there you are saying every damn thing I was saying to myself and whomever Govt snoop wire tapping me..People wonder why I wear aluminum hats..

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@IceWarsNYRvsNYI Oh..I KNOW that..I watch your podcasts everyday..As you speakath, I heareth..It's like I'm telling you what to say in your earpiece..😍