BREAKING: Claude can now run Stock Market research like a top consulting firm (for free).
Here are 10 Claude prompts that replace $100K/year stock analysts.
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> be lazarus group
> hack kelp dao for $292m rsETH
> don't dump it, pawn it on aave, borrow $190m clean ETH against it
> $8b tvl flees aave in 48h, first real defi bank run
> arbitrum security council freezes $71m (the only money ever recovered)
> push the remaining $175m into thorchain, pay the protocol $494k in fees for the service
> convert to btc, shatter into utxo confetti across thousands of addresses
> bridge to tron, swap for USDT
> chinese OTC brokers aggregate the flows, settle via unionpay, outside SWIFT, outside sanctions
> cash lands in pyongyang, funds the missile program
> 7 days, 9 protocols, all 100% public on-chain, nobody stops any of it, defi btw
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0:30 - basics & setup
3:32 - more settings & tick size
5:39 - single prints
7:03 - poor highs/lows
9:03 - bart patterns
9:43 - initial balance
10:16 - volume vs time
13:16 - session tpo
15:02 - inside days
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JAPAN JUST BROKE THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND YOU HAVE 30 DAYS
November 18th, 2025. Japan’s 20-year bond yield hit 2.75%. Highest in recorded history. This single number just ended the 30-year era that made your retirement possible.
The math is simple and fatal.
Japan has 263% debt to GDP. $10.2 trillion total. They survived because rates were zero. At 2.75%, debt service explodes from $162 billion to $280 billion over ten years. That’s 38% of total government revenue consumed by interest alone.
No nation in history has sustained this without default or hyperinflation.
But here’s what kills your portfolio first.
Japan holds $3.2 trillion in foreign assets. $1.13 trillion in US Treasuries alone. They bought everything foreign because Japanese bonds paid nothing. Now Japanese bonds pay 2.75%.
After hedging costs, holding US Treasuries loses money for Japanese investors. Repatriation is not optional. It’s mathematical necessity. $500 billion exits global markets in 18 months.
The yen carry trade holds $1.2 trillion in borrowed yen funding global assets. Stocks. Crypto. Emerging markets. Everything. As Japanese rates rise and the yen strengthens, every position goes underwater. Forced liquidation has already begun.
Three certainties nobody can deny.
The rate gap between US and Japanese bonds collapsed from 3.5% to 2.4% in six months. When it hits 2%, Japanese money floods home. US borrowing costs spike 30 to 50 basis points regardless of Fed policy.
December 18th the Bank of Japan meets. 50% probability they hike again. If they do, the yen surges. Every carry trade loses another 6% instantly. Margin calls cascade globally.
Japan cannot print money to escape. Inflation already exceeds target. More printing collapses the yen and imports inflation. They’re trapped between currency crisis and debt crisis.
The anchor holding global rates down for 30 years just broke. Every portfolio built since 1995 assumed Japanese yields stayed near zero forever. That assumption died today.
Position for chaos or become collateral damage. There is no middle ground.
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