Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome)

Cheese, for lack of a better word, is good. Cheese is right. Cheese works. Cheese clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary parody.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@bufocalvin Damnit. I’m up and I don’t know. Fred Armesun or however he spells his name? Nah, it’s not him. Damnation I’m going back to sleep.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 @AshySlasheeDB You’re lucky I woke up to pee so I could see this glorious joke before you deleted and i went nuts with rage!

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@TheFigen_ WOW

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Noirchick1 Waving from Houston! And nah. But I can’t remember what I watched this evening actually. Or what I had for dinner. I may have problems with my short term memory. Did I say hi yet?

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 A likely excuse. You just wanna mess with my brain. MY BRAAAIN, NEIL! Why you gotta mess with my braaaaain!

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 OH MY GAWD YOU JUST DID IT AGGGGGAAAAIN!!!! Stop deleting crap before I can respond Neil!!!! I was just responding to the damn bin chickens - which I feel certain you made up just to mess with me - and then your message was gone! Grrrr!

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 As well you should. Hell. Have a goat. You’ve earned it, my friend.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@mmckeg @Crisopera1 @DADiClementi Well again I have great respect for that. People often make comments about films they haven’t seen and that’s just goofy to me. Still, I remember I used to be excited to run around trying to see all the Oscar noms before the big night and now…just…nothing inspires me.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

It’s not that I don’t take anything seriously, it’s just my mind tends to drift to absurdity. I saw someone tweet, “Politics is the opioid of the masses. It’s tearing us apart.” I didn’t respond cuz I don’t want to sound like I’m mocking but a) I think it was “opiate” and b) ⬇️

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Kodak5972 @Crisopera1 @dennyburt8 @DADiClementi I shall always embrace a Scottie-based harrumph. Tho, Scottie-based harrumphing sounds naughty. Which I embrace as well.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Crisopera1 @mmckeg @DADiClementi Oh Cristiane! You are always so ding dang good to me. I feel like singing the Queen of the Night at you. Obviously not for content - cuz she’s scary ain’t she. But it’s such a lovely happy sounding piece and you always make me happy. Huh huh huh huh HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 DAYUM STRAIGHT! You erased something yesterday about a comment I made about thinking I dreamt something you wrote before I had a chance to respond. Didn’t you. DIDN’T YOU?!!

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 Well even if it were meant sarcastically - which it was not - I couldn’t admit to it now. Not with your gif staring at me like that. That would be monstrous! But no, I applauded you sincerely, as I generally often do when it comes to you seeing as you’re crazy cool. Mostly.😁

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Neil66650198 Well I don’t know if I l’d refer to myself as intelligent life so much as not totally idiotic existence. But as always I appreciate your support.😁

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@Crisopera1 😁https://t.co/VgRHRk6vxd

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@mmckeg @Crisopera1 @DADiClementi I am probably pouring ice cubes on your heart and I do honestly apologize profusely. I realize I’m snobby & judgmental but I can’t remember the last time I heard of a movie coming out that I really wanted to go out and see immediately. 2012 I think?? The year; not the movie.

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@emisback717 @mariasrainer Me toooooooo! Plus BEST. OPENING. EVER!

[Zasu Pitts (long dead but still awesome) @ZasuPitts3]

@FDelicioso @mariasrainer Aw thanks! ☺️