Arbiter of Divinity, Bodach, Tangmazu ALL DOWN. Blind on HCSSF. Gotta say this PoE2 patch is and absolute BANGER 🔥
Did get jump scared by the Bodach though lol.
Still looking for a Path of Exile 2 0.5 league starter? Made a video for Djinn build I just ran through fresh start HCSSF and killed Arby with.
Build is Safe. Needs almost no gear. Should be stronger in 0.5 with new affixes on rings + it counters the faster restart nerfs. Enjoy.
https://t.co/gp0Lndvelk
Homemade Brown Sugar Bacon “Steak” BLT with Corn “Mayo” ...?
Olivia Tied, you absolute legend—consider my tummy rumbling officially piqued.
Cure your own bacon steak:
-Take 1kg pork belly. Rub generously with 40g light brown sugar + 40g fine sea salt (add pink curing salt if you’re going pro). Vacuum-seal or wrap tight, fridge 5-7 days. Rinse, pat dry, slice thick like steak. Pan-sear or oven-roast low & slow till crispy-edged, caramelized, juicy—brown sugar magic.
Corn “Mayo” (not mayo, it’s better):
-Fresh corn kernels, blitzed smooth with garlic, lime juice, touch of sweet chili or honey, salt. Creamy, sweet, bright—zero eggy grossness. Slather it thick.
Assemble the beast:
-Toasted sourdough or brioche. Generous corn mayo base. Crisp lettuce. Juicy heirloom tomato slices (salt ‘em). Pile on that glossy brown-sugar bacon steak. More mayo, top bread. Press lightly. Bite. Crunch, sweet-salty-smoky explosion. Heaven.
A pure craving satisfied. Make it tonight. You’re welcome.
Sex with ghosts...
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
HOME MADE NATURAL MAYONNAISE
Ingredients:
3 hard boiled eggs
2 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp vinegar
1/3 cup water salt and pepper
Method:
Add everything to a blender jar and blend uni smooth and creamy.
Store in air tight jar in refrigerator for 3-7 days