Shit Drew Says

this is the ridiculous shit said by Drew Zavitz

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

*slaps knee*

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

Every man you've ever seen on Wyandotte between Gladstone and Mercer wears these pants..... Think about it....

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

Remember that drummer of that one band? Lmao

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

*slaps knee while silently inhaling*

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

‘Never Forget’ sounds like a pop punk band that has breakdowns... I'd check them out.

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

🚬🚬🚬

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

I hated the call centre.. had to go 2 hrs without a cigarette.... I love driving in my car.

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

See I fuck with a solid hot dog, but don't really like sausages. I don't want molten hot grease squirting on the back of my throat with every bite

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

*opens door*

“Gentlemen.....”

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

*inhale laughs*

*slaps knee*

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

2016➡️2018

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

yknowhatimean!?

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

It’s a great summer day boys, it’s a great summer day.

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

“A perpetrator with a quill!”

*slaps knee*

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

I hate the sound of happy children

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

*puts on the classics radio station*

“What year is it? 1962?”

*changes the classics radio station*

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

“Oh fuck my phones gonna die on me like Terry Fox.... crap out on me half way.”

[Shit Drew Says @ZavitzSays]

I’d rather go to Hell, at least I can hang out with some rockstars or some shit on my break.