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My name is Zawmer, and yet I hardly ever zawm.

[Zawmer @Zawmer]

Am I the only one who is oddly insulted when the process for changing a password involves saying I "forgot my password"? Dude, I didn't FORGET, I'm just being responsible. Instead of "FORGOT PASSWORD?" that text should be "RESPONSIBLE?"

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@FuMikechu 17.5% for me! Truman & LBJ both hung on until I was watching Electric Company.

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Jimmy Carter dying is sad, yes, but at least he died while the sitting president is a kind an honorable person.

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@GenTXer2 Used to be NOISE until that was the word

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@GenTXer2 MEATY

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@TristanSnell @StrictlyChristo Easy, they ignore those laws and get away with it, that's just how it works now.

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@ShouldHaveCat Truffles

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@isabeatty Agree 100%. I fully dismiss every single one of them as those things.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

If it's any help, Kari Lake lost.

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@hipearlrose Hurry up and tell me this is the perfect suggestion, I don't have all day Pearl

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@hipearlrose The Others

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@JoJoFromJerz It is very Yankees-Fan to presume so confidently that the rest of us are excited about the Yankees.

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He's a convicted felon awaiting sentencing, and awaiting trial for three other indictments.

The only reason that isn't the main narrative in this election is that Democrats are civil.

Imagine if Kamala were the criminal.

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@CheyCab Moviegoing culture.

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Hot take: I like immigrants. If you're an immigrant and we're not already neighbors, you can come be neighbors with me, it's fine.

[Zawmer @Zawmer]

In honor of Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday (!), here's a quick reminder:

Currently alive people who have won a popular vote for President as a Democrat: 6

Currently alive people who have won a popular vote for President as a Republican: 1

[Beatrice Peterson (@MissBeaE on all platforms) @MissBeaE]

As of midnight, former President Jimmy Carter becomes the first U.S. president to live to 100 years old.

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Twerking doesn't even look fun at all

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Homeless people eating pets is a matter for the local police. The reason Donald Trump made it a topic at the presidential debate is that he wants you to hate immigrants because that helps him.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Head to YouTube and search: Yuja Wang

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Let’s be clear: This is illegal and unconstitutional. The American people had voted. The courts had ruled. The Electoral College had met and voted. The Governor in every state had certified the results and sent a legal slate of electors to the Congress to be counted. The Vice President has no constitutional authority to tell states to submit alternative slates of electors because his candidate lost. That is tyranny. Our institutions held on Jan 6 because Mike Pence refused to violate his oath to the Constitution. Trump picked JD Vance because Vance will do whatever Trump wants, including violating the Constitution. They are both far too dangerous to serve. It’s our duty to stop them.