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[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

"I am entering the most abundant, balanced, wealthy, and successful chapter of my life. I naturally attract good fortune and recognize that I am wealthy in many ways beyond material. I fully allow myself to prosper, and I hold the power to create the life I truly desire"

[Pablo Gonzalez Vidal @pablo_gx]

9/
Octavo puesto en la Liga de Fondos Basura de https://t.co/mY8MpJBNLW
Y subiendo.
Si te lo colaron a ti o a alguien cercano: este hilo es para que no vuelva a pasar.
RT si crees que esto debería ser ilegal.

[TFTC @TFTC21]

GameStop bought 4,710 Bitcoin. Their balance sheet now shows 1. The other 4,709 are in a Coinbase collateral agreement with full rehypothecation rights.

GameStop transferred its entire stack to Coinbase Prime, sold OTC covered call options with $105K-$110K strikes expiring late March 2026, and collected premium income. The collateral agreement required removing 4,709 BTC from the balance sheet. What replaced it: a "digital assets receivable" valued at $368.3M.

Rehypothecation means Coinbase can lend those coins, use them as their own collateral, or mix them with other customer assets. This is the same mechanism that blew up MF Global and Lehman Brothers.

GameStop dropped from the 21st largest public Bitcoin holder to 190th overnight. Not because they sold. Because the coins aren't legally on their books anymore.

The covered calls cap upside at $105-110K per coin. If Bitcoin runs past that, Coinbase exercises and GameStop delivers at the strike. Result so far: a $131.6M reported loss on digital assets for the fiscal year.

Strategy holds 762,099 BTC and has never pledged a single coin as collateral. GameStop held 4,710 for less than a year before turning them into a yield product.

Not your keys, not your coins has never been more literal.

[5GW Perspective @tgatribute]

@lporiginalg Grok's darkest secret (at the end).

https://t.co/BE0rTnEV5p

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

This is fine.

[DCinvestor @DCinvestor]

Xbox is cooked

it’s over

not just because they hired a random suit who doesn’t play games and didn’t own an Xbox until recently (although that’s bad, too) and has started off by misrepresenting herself to its community

the reality is Phil Spencer and his predecessors ran it into the ground before that. they threw in the towel early because the thought they lost in an insurmountable way after Xbox One. maybe they did, or maybe they didn’t

they’ve since collected a bunch of IP and mostly troubled studios, but haven’t proven that they know how take any of the talent within them to create great games consistently

they’ve had the opportunity to pivot and fix stuff like Call of Duty and put it on a reasonable cycle while promoting quality and ongoing support, but they haven’t taken it and just continue the slop cycle because it’s still a cash cow

GamePass was a fun novelty, but is a somewhat inherently failed idea. a lot of people just wait to buy and own games on sale rather than pay a rising $30 per month for a library of usually stale and poorly supported games loaded with micro transactions

“Xbox Everywhere” has meant Xbox nowhere. they’ve left the Series consoles to rot vs PS5 and Switch 1/2. they want you to play anywhere, but then they offer the worst cloud gaming service of any major provider (pales in comparison to PS Online and GeForce Now, who the had to partner with requiring consumers to pay an extra monthly fee, just to get a good experience). truly embarrassing for one of the largest cloud providers in the world

i owned both a Series X and S a few years ago. sold them both to get a second PS5

even Windows gaming has been a disaster. PC prices are becoming unattainable for starters, but even if you pay it, it’s just an awful experience for zoomers and beyond who are used to things “just working.” and now, SteamOS and windows emulation on Android devices is coming to eat their lunch there, too

sad reality, but anyway, Asha won’t kill Xbox. it was already dead/dying

[Miyagi Crypto @MiyagiCripto]

🚨 El exchange de #criptomonedas LBank ME HA R0BADO mi dinero.

Sí, tal como lo leéis.

Llevo meses reclamándolo, haciendo todo lo que me piden para que me lo devuelvan, se niegan y ahora directamente dicen que SE LO QUEDAN.

Ahí tenéis el email original y abajo la traducción.

Me acusan de trading de alta frecuencia. Esto es, utilizar ordenadores algorítmicos muy potentes, para manipular el mercado, hacer multitud de trades en verde y conseguir muchas ganancias sin parar.

Y por supuesto, no tienen prueba alguna. Más que decir que hago demasiados trades en verde... Y que por tanto es trading de alta frecuencia, que eso no lo puede hacer una persona. Ese es su razonamiento. No puedo ser bueno tradeando por lo visto.

Los que me conocéis sabéis que hago scalping, que hago muchísimos trades consecutivos en verde, con "ganancias anormales" como indican ellos, y que para ellos esto es imposible que lo haga un ser humano. Dicen que soy un super ordenador algorítmico, me han bloqueado la cuenta y SE HAN QUEDADO con mi dinero.

¿Y a dónde van esas ganancias? Pues se las quedan ellos.

Necesito que este post se viralice. Si consigo que me devuelvan mi dinero LO REGALARÉ entre todos los que lo viralicéis, sea con comentarios, likes o reposts.

Pero estos ladrones no se van a quedar con mi dinero. Lo dicho, antes LO REGALO.

Así que ya sabéis. Intentad que se viralice este post para que no se salgan con la suya, y por supuesto no utilicéis ninguno ese exchange.

#bitcoin #btc #ethereum

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

A live look at the crypto market

[Broly @0x_Broly]

👋 Hey Cz

As your biggest fan I thought I should clarify a few things with your statement here

Firstly, ofcourse this is not the first time you have recieved fud, but it might be the last time because this time we wont rest until we destroy you and binance.

Next, its not your "competitors" that are the ones who are fudding you

Its the entire crypto market, its because you are a financial terrorist that ruins lives

On 10/10 you fucked up the entire market liquidating over 20Billion and whiping out your own users, users that actually supported you throughout your years at binance.

Not a single person with a Brain thinks you are a good guy no matter how much you try to play the part

You are worse then Hitler.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Well this sucks...

Senator Katie Britt just disclosed a purchase of JP Morgan $JPM while sitting on the Senate Banking committee

$JPM is up now up 27% since her purchase

But the worst part is you couldn't have even followed this.

Because she violated the STOCK Act by disclosing this trade hundreds days late

Her fine? $200

Less than the price of a speeding ticket in most states.

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@criptomussama A ver como

[banditxbt @banditxbt]

once upon a time these things had $4M offers on them

but people did not accept

it wasn't good enough

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@cunadocripto https://t.co/T1CposQjVE

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@IvancgfinX https://t.co/T1CposQjVE

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@Inpunkcrypto Reclamar mis airdrops😅

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@FefeDemeny In Fefe we trust

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

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[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

You’ll get 50 € in crypto when you sign up for a Robinhood account with my link and deposit 20 € to start trading. https://t.co/gOucQiAGms

[ZaX.smol 🧙‍♂️,🧙‍♂️ @ZaxRexx]

@cryptoskullx @Ghostcrypto69 Still here Skull 💀

[Enfermero inversor @JovenEnfermer]

Si MyInvestor ya tenía características de broker de mierda, con esto último ha subido más escalones. Quiero entender que quienes lo recomiendan es: o porque ganan dinero con los referidos, o porque tienen mucho dinero invertido y prefieren un broker español a otro.

[Wendy O @CryptoWendyO]

JUST IN:

Texas is the 1st state to buy Bitcoin and invest $10M into its own strategic reserve.

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!