normal artists: this song is about a breakup i went through
wilbur soot: this song is a bout the time my upstairs neighbor was having an affair with my downstairs neighbor so i found out who they were and blackmailed them because they were rich and i wanted their money
“actually, i use he/they pronouns” ranboo says at the family dinner.
“they?? what are you, a swarm of bees??” grandpa manifold asks rudely.
ranboo makes eye contact. “yes.” their body splits in half and out come a whole swarm of bees.
“bees? i love bees!!” tubbo says.
i love SBI fanfiction that its plot is extremely normal family stuff. like Oh its movie night! oh its the goodnight routine phil does tucking his kids to bed! oh techno's reading tommy a bedtime story! oh wilbur has to do a school project! oh no tommy got lost at the supermarket!
ranboo came out with their pronouns as he/they in a cheesecake factory and came out as non-binary at disneyland..what’s next? releasing his raads-r test score at the hair salon?