Zach Patrick

I only been on Earth all my life

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli The rest of you are fools, especially the fat one who just throws a temper tantrum and goes on an annoying rant every fucking video about the Red Sox and doesn’t say anything noteworthy. I think he has the tism and is probably capable of murder or suicide, or both

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli Tommy

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@WarMonitors “War monitor” but yet you show a clear bias and pick sides. Report the news without the extra bull shit

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@WarMonitors Do you realize where Iran is shooting these missiles? Into the heart of the city. Are you not supposed to defend your city? Things go wrong all the time & it seems like you are assuming they should move their air defense outside the city and let it get destroyed. Dumb bias take.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@MarkBerman_ We traded Tucker for him and let Bregman walk to save money… and the owner pocketed that money lol

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@Itweetnada @astros We’re definitely on the right track and getting better

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

After 12 games, the Astros are slashing .208/.293/.291 as a team. The .291 slugging percentage and .584 OPS are both the lowest in baseball.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@Itweetnada @astros I’m just saying if we are not playing to win it all, then why are we not tanking? Every decision this team has made has been stupid and they need to be held accountable. You’re telling me they don’t have enough money to pay Tucker? Oh they do, they just don’t want to.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@TX2WI @astros King Tuck has 30 runs accounted for on the season… we have 38 as a team. Parades and Smith have combined 11 runs accounted for. Tucker is 3x more valuable than both of them combined lol

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@Itweetnada @astros Okay buddy, you’re right. We’re definitely getting better everyday. Won the WS in 22, lost in the ALCS in 23, got swept in the WC series in 24… and then cleaned out the locker room. Are you blind? He’s prepping to sell the team.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@astros Lunhow and Hinch built a dynasty. Dusty underperformed as a manager but was carried by the pillars of the dynasty and then was forced to retire.
Espada just doesn’t have it… and Dana is ripping the team apart and underselling our players for nothing. We are tanking.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@astros Who is to blame?
Crane - 70%
Dana Brown - 20%
Espada - 10%

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@astros No. The only plan the team has, seems to be to cut expenses and save as much money as possible

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@michaelschwab13 3.5/10, personally feel like this season is going to be a disaster

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

Hearing Pat Listach would be the leading candidate for the Astros manager position if the Astros start out similar to last year, they will pull the string on Espada.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@kinneyster Dana is an idiot. It’s called an extension, other teams do it all the time. Give me Tucker for the next 10 years for 300 mil over Parades (overhyped by fans), Wesneski? And a player that hasn’t seen a single pitch in the show.

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@MLBONFOX @NESN Impressive to know that he hasn’t changed a thing and is still hitting pop ups to 2nd

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@michaelschwab13 What I don’t understand is why would we trade away Tucker if we didn’t want to pay him? But yet we’re going to pay a declining star $26,000,000 a year? Idiots top to bottom now

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@JeremyBranham I’m thinking 83-79, making wild card and losing 1st round again

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@michaelschwab13 1 by 1 they leave. What the hell has happened… who tf is Ben Gamel? How did Jake Meyers and Chas McCormick beat out Tucker…? Also I think we’re the WS favorites if we keep the core of Correa, Altuve, Bregman and Springer together

[Zach Patrick @ZchPatHarMar]

@michaelschwab13 No. My opinion is that Altuve is just letting it be known he’d do whatever it takes to get Bregman back. You either put Parades there or trade Parades out