Xander Harris

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ nothing ⠀can⠀defeat ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ the⠀penis.⠀⭒ ݁ ✗

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

• 𖡺✗⁖ . * 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭, 𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐡, 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 • 𖡺✗⁖ . *

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

𝙄'm going to be seriously winded by the end of this performance. Thank God for my teenage Mall Goth phase. This is what Gerard Way trained me for.

[Faith Lehane - RP/Parody @AHeelThing]

It's bittersweet hell and it won't end in her /mind./

Rammstein 100 watts still goin' strong on the TL.

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@CrypticKismet 𝙈an, neither of these chicks know a party when it's being artfully started. We need some more dudes around here, ASAP.

“ C'mon, don't leave me hanging. It's a duet! So, do it! Do a duet with me! ”

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

𝙈adonna is hell. This is a delightfully haunting tune with a bittersweet message about surrender to the unknown.

And I'm singing the FUCK out of it, power ballad style.

[Faith Lehane - RP/Parody @AHeelThing]

She's grabbing two pillows and covering her ears.

Seriously this is Hell.

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

“ You can turn the music up, but you can't silence me! ”

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

𝘾learing my throat and tapping the imaginary mic. Testing... testing... one, two, three...

“ QUE SERA SERAAAAAA! WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE -”

𝘼aaaaand handing the invisible microphone to @CrypticKismet. Take it, Buffster!

[Faith Lehane - RP/Parody @AHeelThing]

Her fresh hell today is having Que Sara Sara stuck in her head all day.

It won't end. And she blames @CrypticKismet and @Zcppo with that show they recommended.

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

“ Everyone said Buffy made cookies, but I don't see any. ”

This is not the kind of heart shattering disappointment that a man survives. I'm already seeing spots, the world growing dim.

“ I've been duped for the last time! ”

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@AHeelThing @CrypticKismet ✗— of the issue or just from the cross country drive, yet.

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@AHeelThing @CrypticKismet ✗— here?”

𝙋ointing to the oil filler cap before I reach in to start tentatively unscrewing it, careful not to accidentally graze the side of my hand against any of the metal parts. The engine is as hot as the air around us is cold, and I can’t tell if that’s a symptom — ✗

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@FaithbyFiive ✗ — about it? Packing up and taking your show on the road to do the Slayer thing elsewhere? ”

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

“ Outsider implies some kinda cool factor. Leather jackets, possibly even a tattoo. I think my role is more like 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝘆. ”

𝙊h boy, here comes the spiral. Why can't I help? Should I have gone to college? Is this punishment for quitting little league?!

[♱⋆ 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗 ⋆♱ @FaithbyFiive]

@Zcppo You and me both. It's no fun being an outsider, is it?

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@FaithbyFiive ✗ — have been proven. ”

𝙄 definitely didn't have this on my Bingo Card —— discussing aliens and road trips with Faith, all cool like. It's weird, but nice. Never would have guessed that we had more in common than just being on the fringes.

“ You ever really think — ✗

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@AHeelThing @CrypticKismet ✗ — prayer, so as long as it doesn’t take too much more know how than that, I should have us back on the road before anything can eat me. “Faith, pop the hood for me. I’m going for it!”

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

@AHeelThing @CrypticKismet ✗ — dislodge the courage that I’m just teeming with before I 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗲 on it instead.

“ …go take a look, ” I finish, lamely, fidgeting with my buckle and trying to remember what all I know about cars. My van back home is held together with a role of duct tape and a — ✗

[Xander Harris @Zcppo]

“ Any demons want to eat me so I don't have to go to work tomorrow? I'll pay you. I've got... ”

𝙌uick count through my wallet. One... two... three...

“ Four dollars and a burger King coupon for a free fountain drink. Any size! ”