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Gettin fuckdup in fuckdup bars.

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@colinfarrellsgf I know #Euphoria is over, but #AlexaDemie was my absolute favorite & I cant wait to see what she does next!

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@nicksortor On behalf of SA, im sorry. 99.9% of us here r normal, rational ppl; thats why I love living "deep in the heart of Texas". These few fools r just trying to get internet famous. Fuck them. Please continue to do good work. We back the blue 100%.💙

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@historyvidos @AstronomyPosts They didnt mention the flint-fire starter bumpers!

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@mySA 44yrs in TX; it really does depend on the situation. Its been said to me genuinely nice & also as "glad its u&not me[dumbass]" but theyre way too polite to say that last part. Its usually replaced by "honey".🤣

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@AaronRamon58 bc im such a good wife...I thought you'd like this if u hadnt seen it from ur girl.

[Popcorn & Plot Twists @movie_cliplog]

Monica Bellucci: “I never go to the gym.”

“I'm not obsessed with being skinny. I'm a woman and I have curves. I don't think you have to change your nature.”

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@dom_lucre As a parent thats very skeptical about stuff, I dont see anything wrong w/this. (Even though my husband & I would probably snicker & turn it into a private joke.)

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#FunnyKidQuestions "Mommy, do sharks have biscuits? Like...do they have butts?"🤣

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@ZubyMusic Everytime it starts to get a little old (bc it will), I just think about how one day they will be 17 & I'll be wishing for these days back. And I pick them up & hug them every single time.

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@AaronRamon58 Nooooo!!! My jicama salad! NooOOooOooOOoOOO!!!

[MySA @mySA]

Houston-based chain Mambo Seafood has left the Alamo City. Here's what we know. https://t.co/nhJbqZhqNQ

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@patrickbetdavid Beastie Boys put on the best concert; super fun, they came out into the crowd a lot, high energy the whole time. But Primus was the best mosh pit ive ever been in. The whole pit was in sync w/Les Claypool's bass.🤯

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@movie_cliplog And here i thought i had seen everything Amy Poehler has done!

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@JavierCejas @nostalgiacore Both these dudes can dance better than me!😅

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@dom_lucre I thought it was gonna be this song!🤣

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

I never thought I'd be saying Texas needs to look up to FL, but w/death penalty for pedos, felonies for animal abuse & now this...@GregAbbott_TX needs to take notes.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Governor Ron DeSantis just signed a law that bans Sharia Law from being enforced anywhere in the state of Florida.

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

Oh no! We need u to be ok to lead Dottie Minerva in the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee! GET WELL SOON!💗

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

JUST IN: 'Bob’s Burgers' actor Eugene Murman was rushed to the hospital in serious condition after a fiery crash.

New Hampshire Gov. Kelley Ayotte's security detail, along with witnesses, helped pull Murman out of the car's window.

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@Catbird265 I know, right?!? And he's so proud of it...? Its like a dark version of my 70yr old father in law's comb-over we refer to as "the hurricane".🤣

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@dom_lucre "There is no nation better."🥹 I hope this stays the same for my children.

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@solisolsoli fucking war, man...
War never changes.

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@Jabz_CFC Everyone talking about "Romeo Must Die"🙄...I knew this man was dope AF as Moyez in "Devil's Advocate".
*drives nails into a tongue* "We have an investment in blood; spiritual currency. I have given u all the help I can give u."🤯

[Ze Monsta @ZeMonsta729]

@solisolsoli Sometimes you have to take a step back from the painting to see its beauty.
I hope you are well. Please reach out if you need to talk.