The Satanic Server

Just a chick who loves money and hates people.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

If I ever turn into the kind of person who soberly comes out to sing karaoke and drinks water the whole time...murder me. I deserve it.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

A little off topic but when you struggle with fertility and a person you know that is pregnant with twins continues smoking and drinking and is now losing the babies... you feel emotions. A lot of negative emotions.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

DC: IF YOU TRY TO ORDER A DOUBLE LIT AGAIN I WILL BURST INTO FLAMES. #dearcustomer #collegetown #thatsnotathing

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Our kitchen manager pronounces it “chipoltee,” so there’s that. He also wrote “Potatoe Soup” once... this is why our food is shit. #icant #youwenttoschoolforthis #serverlife

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Gonna be more positive in 2018. GOOD NEWS, everyone! The kitchen staff sucks and your order is fucked 😉 #futurama #newyearnewmean #serverlife

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

@CBallentine93 @Ask_Spectrum 27215 here, no service.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

@CooCooPrincess Agreed!

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Coworker just said the best book he ever read was "Hatchet." Fr? You're 23 & you read that in like the 4th grade...

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Getting to eat all the dead food the kitchen fucked up is the only reason I haven't killed them all yet #serverlife #serverproblems

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

We stayed open an extra hour&1/2 2nite bc my boss wanted ppl to feel free to "hang out" even tho they didn't buy NEthing for like an hour... https://t.co/eg3PnR9kS9

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

When the people who run your company are so out of touch you don't know where to begin.
#retailproblems

[Angry Waitress @waitress_angry]

Serving sleazy men.... 🤢
I am NOT your 'darling'... nor will I ever be 🙅🏼🤦🏼‍♀️ #serverlife #serverproblem #awks #youmakemewannapuke

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Coworker took my salad out of the window bc she, as a customer, hates getting served "felted" lettuce. FELTED. #serverproblems #dumbass

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

If you are worried you can't handle 30 college student alone, ur a #shittybartender ...Get it together & work for dat money #bartenderprobs

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

I should start anew anon twitter to bitch about my dumb coworkers. They're way more annoying than even the worst #dearcustomer

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Waited on owner & her family (6). Comped whole bill, obvs...didn't get thanked or tipped. #sweartogodiwillquit #serverlife #fuckurrestaurant

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

@realDonaldTrump Could you maybe just stop? You're hurting a lot of folks. You know that, right? You are a real asshole.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

@realDonaldTrump - You're not a good president. Or person. Take your money, and kindly resign ✌️

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

Y do ppl get offended by gratuity & say, "o u screwed urself" as if they would have left u more. Doubtful. Highly doubtful. #serverlife

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

#dearcustomer Hey. You. Yes, you. TIP YOUR FUCKING SERVER.

[The Satanic Server @ZeSatanicServer]

#dearcostumer if u don't say "please" and "thank you," when ur kid grows up he won't either &people will think he's a prick. #themoreyouknow