Zebra Cake

I’m just trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. I write things. (He/Him) #bantrophyhunting #adoptdontshop

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

Dog :)

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu I need you to stop this

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@briintheark There are few things in this world that stress me out more than an airport. This is a valid approach. Good luck 🫡

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@ShabbySharksTTV @AlexLittleSsbu @briintheark

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@ShabbySharksTTV It looks like it’ll be good but they could’ve given her much more to go off of than a duplication staff

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

I locked this memory into my vault. Wasn’t prepared to open it again :/

[Brianna @brithesahm]

On top of a stupid ass chiefs win, I just reminded @Zebra_Cake_Jake of the Brees/Brady Super Bowl that should’ve been and ruined his night lolol

[Overwatch Anonymous @OWAnonymous_]

Playing support feels like being in an abusive relationship

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@ClokwrkDungeons This, truly, is the best thing I’ve seen and you have to know I’ll be doing something similar for Sasha.

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

#NewProfilePic

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

Probably my favorite “readers added context” on this app

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu Too late. The bell has rung and your sins are unforgiven. Good luck this year.

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu You get Richter in before the ball drops and personally I will forgive you and give a pass

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

Happy birthday to my OLDer brother. I couldn’t imagine being 30. Good luck to your bones. Love you, big dummy 🥳🎂🎈 @AlexLittleSsbu

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu I wish you wouldn’t do this

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu We*

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu Making kids cry during a competitive game is what life’s all about. I wish you the best of luck.

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

@AlexLittleSsbu Same reason I stepped away. It’s been out for 5 years so you’re dealing with people who do nothing but play that game all day and all night.

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

Tweeting this so confidently when you KNOW Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase came out in 2001 is, in fact, a crime.

[Tark Sucks @Tarkonix]

2023 might be the all-time best year in gaming history.

[Zebra Cake @Zebra_Cake_Jake]

I had to try the thing