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Song of Solomon 4:5

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Even the queen of England had had to fight for her life while taking a shit

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We need a baseball singing in the rain movie of catchers struggling to adjust with abs

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There’s just gotta be a more efficient way to wash hair clippings out of your hair post haircut #frustrated

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Few things are as satisfying as rolling a good suitcase on an airport floor

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You shouldn’t have to pay to park at the DMV

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How am I supposed to go from the tense dramatics of love island USA to an even keel show like season 4 of succession

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You ever look at someone and just know they go by their last name

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Tony brothers looks like a Mii character

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Hayes sat, Lukas fat, gobert did that,
Wolves in 🖐️

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I will find a way to make a mosquito bracelet that repels pollen

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Is the way you sneeze genetic or learned behavior

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Didn’t realize Mark Scout was on the 96 Bulls #severance

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Why does the outdoors smell so good but when we smell like the outdoors we smell so bad

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@teehiggins5 You’re it

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Give me a halftime show with only one hit wonders playing their song #SuperBowl

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Riverboat Dan is out river boating riverboat Dan #DivisionalRound

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You can’t tell me that either of the Texans or chargers are better than bama #superwildcardweekend

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Harrison ford used to have brown eyes… now he has blue eyes

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Does every actor do cross fit before excepting a golden globe award? They’re all out of breath

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@AdamSchefter Games not over

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@FordJohnathan5 Jimmy Carter