François Paré

Looking in from the outside

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@SandyofCthulhu Without feminism, Samus isn't a bounty hunter saving the galaxy. She's barefoot and pregnant and making sandwiches for her abusive husband. That's the game you want to play?

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@FightForAUnion Just gonna leave this here... https://t.co/cXWNS7TcdQ

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@hvrfr_art_thou @PhilipProudfoot I agree on principle, but it doesn't slap quite so much if you have it 25 times a month.

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@beatbandito The basic notion is that if you look at Him directly, you die, so we don't know what He looks like. Revelations mention that looking at Him is like looking at jasper and sard gemstones, but Revelations is a stack of metaphors in a trench coat, so...

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@RespectfulMemes When the soil is saturated with water, worms can't breathe. They surface so they're exposed to air again. The ones you see dried up on the sidewalk wandered off trying to find dry soil but didn't make it in time.

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@nostalgicrealms This already looks insanely charming, and you say it's not even the final version? Goodness!

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@RespectfulMemes The pictures we take are among the few things we're still allowed to own. Of course it's hard to give them up.

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@TychoBrahe Within a femtosecond of reading this, this exact image came to mind, but I'm probably overestimating their elegance.

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@RespectfulMemes The first half of this sentence made me think this meme was about eating pigeons.

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@TychoBrahe I keep coming back to this mental image of void monks living in a monastery built from caustic emptiness. And all we hear from the outside are their chants and prayers, leaking through, as they compete to prove their devotion by producing a noise meaningless even to themselves.

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@RespectfulMemes Wii continue.

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@FF_XIV_EN Larboard shoots to its left, starboard shoots to its right; it fires once, flips 180 degrees, then fires again.

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@ArchieBrave @iamAtheistGirl Nah.
I don't own a car. If someone asks me "do you own a car?", and I say "yes", and they ask "what kind?, and I say "not having a car is a type of having a car", then I'm an enormous jackass.

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@WeirdMedieval if you're an ant, that is the face of death

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"It's okay that we're blowing up schoolgirls because it'll make the Rapture come sooner." My brother in Christ, if the Good Lord bodily removes you from this plane of existence after this, it'll be so He can yeet you directly to hell.

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@RespectfulMemes Flies are guiding themselves by scent because they're looking for something to eat. You're asking them to choose between a reasonably clean house with maybe a tasty apple core or a banana peel or an old onion they can munch on, and a city street with asphalt dust and car exhaust.

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@tailsteak I don't know if it'll help in this specific case, but https://t.co/eXnYVP3xJb is definitely still a thing.

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@nostalgicrealms I always love it when RPGs give you the sense that they are other adventurers around, in towns or on the roads. This scene feels so alive.

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@RespectfulMemes Stab two chef knives (or the longest pointy knives you have) in it at an angle, lift straight up. If it popped in, it'll pop out.

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@ImBreckWorsham Look. Okay. Good. For what it's worth, I appreciate your epiphany. But if this doesn't make you at least consider what else we might be right about, then you have learned nothing and you will fall for the next Trump just as you fell for this one.