Zambora

About me: Always waiting for the next game to come out that I can obsess over ✨

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@FortniteStatus what’s the status on the outstanding Xbox error? Can’t get the game to load at all on Xbox

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@SimuLiu Good luck with your catches! If you’ve got room on your friends list, feel free to add me:

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Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is

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#pokemon #pokemongo #PokemonGOfriends

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My bank account when I find out about the Final Fantasy and Avatar The Last Airbender MTG sets coming out this year:

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I’m playing Dynasty Warriors Origins and why does it feel like every character development interaction is just them trying to seduce and f**k me??

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Looking for new Pokémon GO friends! I open and send gifts frequently!

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#PokemonGO

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Missed opportunity for Taylor’s Version songs to be labeled “Taylor-made”

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Mistletoe hung? Well damn let me see

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I’ve entered my next era of grumpy old man. I was yelling at the lizards on the back patio for not eating all the damn wasps that keep building nests on our back door frame.

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They’re finally repaving all the pothole-riddled streets in our neighborhood. I choose to believe this is a direct result of the letter I sent the city a few months back.

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears is a great name for a gay p**n video, if Goldilocks was also a bear 🐻

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@cbell_jr Welp… 🙃

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@cbell_jr That’s annoying. Hinge is usually a little better than that, I’m sorry. Maybe it’s just as bad as the other apps now 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Now for my favorite part of D23: which of the announced in-development additions are going to get dropped completely?

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My entire feed is just the same gif over and over. Is it broken or is that the only news on the whole planet right now?

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“I bet you’re terrible at pole vaulting” is going to be the newest Grindr pickup line

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I mistyped tolerating as toleranting and I think I invited a new form of passive-aggressiveness I will be incorporating into my daily life

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Andy’s coming!!

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Remember when #GOFest used to be fun? You’d get a bunch of new shinies and look forward to each habitat? Now it’s just a miserable grind for MAYBE 1 shiny that you already have 10 of. And shiny rates boosted for ticket holders? Definitely not active @NianticHelp @PokemonGoApp