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my life consists of being sad about my figure and eating my feelings.

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@ReidFirm @TRobinsonNewEra What are you talking about? The driver was white and british.

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@StagecoachMCSL the last 2 X1s and 1s to chester havent called at birkenhead bus station and the app isnt working to track anything. Is there going to he one anytime soon?

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Prince Andrew?

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So to confirm, Boris can enforce a lock down millions of people within a couple of hours and deliver slightly unclear information via twi tter, but wont enforce wearing facemasks in a museum, church etc until 8th August.

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My social medias were full t’other day raging about a mosque holding a big funeral against covid guidelines- all with ‘im not against muslims but.. covid’- where is your energy/anger at that massssive funeral procession for Jack Charlton? Or you just mad at mosques?

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@mmmelllllll @adriangibbs_ Ikr! my mum ended up giving me some long lecture about it. No more hotdogs for me.

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@adriangibbs_ My youth worker rang my Mum because he saw me near the cinema 2 days in a row in a mixed group. Said he was worried about the media I was consuming and the company i kept. Didnt even see a film, only went cos they had discount hotdogs and we were poor/hungry/bored.

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@covid_comedy we didnt watch live this week cos my husband was working late but, we just finished watching now. What a great show you put on! Thanks so much for what you put together- its been a source of great joy and brought some semblance of routine to lockdown. Cya soon 🤞🏻💕

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@covid_comedy in addition to my lack of wallpaper knowledge, I also didnt know until I was about 14 that Blue Peter wasnt a Pirate who retired to childrens tv.

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@kiripritchardmc @covid_comedy things i learnt late in life.. i thought wallpaper was flatpacked, so you had to buy it, then pop it up like a tent and stick it to the wall. I was only corrected when i was concerned about an archway in my friends house not fitting in the paper.

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@covid_comedy knocked it out of the park again tonight. Thanks for brightening up these odd times!

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@covid_comedy excellent quiz, excellent charity work, excellent time to learn that my specialist subjects are serial killers and London Hughes’ sex life.

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I thought I was struggling with lockdown, turns out it really could be worse @realrossnoble - great show at @covid_comedy as always!