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[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him

"I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

Mothers in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran love their children as much as you love yours.

[Ivan Valente @IvanValente]

Você sabe por que todas as guerras têm o nome do país atacado?
-Guerra do Vietnã
-Guerra da Coreia
-Guerra do Iraque
-Guerra do Irã....

Porque se tivesse o nome do país agressor, todas essas se chamariam Guerra dos Estados Unidos!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Accurate

[Bernard Taylor @BTForFL]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

A country that has nuclear weapons is threatening to use its nuclear weapons on the country it won’t allow to have nuclear weapons because if they had nuclear weapons they would ‘use them.’

[Sanjay Jha @JhaSanjay]

There is a reason why Americans pronounce it as I-RAN.

😀

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨⚡️ Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party of Canada:

"We know who the enemy of peace is. And unfortunately, he has a name. He’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu!”"

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Israeli weapons factory torched in the Czech Republic

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/mbo51Gu0y2

[Jenni @hashjenni]

So let me get this straight: Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz is ,unfair’ but blocking oil shipments to Cuba in order to collapse their whole country is what? Fair?

[Ayesha Bagus @Ayesha_Bagus]

I support this.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Oscar-winning filmmaker Joachim Trier:

“Children everywhere are suffering, and there doesn’t seem to be any accountability. Any child that dies at war is the responsibility of all adults who elect politicians.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

When you poke a bear, you don’t get to decide when it goes back to sleep

[Green Planet @Elizabeth_Ruler]

Believe me, the safest way to win wars is not starting wars.

Leave the world in peace.

https://t.co/SufxiTamlZ

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

The old lady in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The old lady said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit!!!”

[KENNY KO @KENNYKANCELLED]

Choosing WW3 instead of arresting the rich pedophiles was a wild choice.

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

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[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Reminder.

We are only 13 months into Trump’s presidency.

35 more months to go.

Enjoy your clown show!

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Israel has killed tens of thousands of Palestinian women and girls in its genocidal war on Gaza.

On International Women's Day, we look at the number of women and girls Israel killed in Gaza in 2025.

#Infograph