I think its Yahoo boys that's making some of you clowns
You are a security man
You see me 10 times, you beg and hail me 10 times
You sell shoes 85k I can get on Temu for 50k with free delivery
You open a restaurant and use plastic takeaway to sell one plate of Egusi soup for 18k.
Just because Yahoo boys are tipping you everytime you hail them or because Yahoo boys are buying 5$ Chinese sneakers for 85k or because Yahoo boys mostly do not have taste and will accept 18k soup in a black SUP plastic takeaway
That does not mean we are all Yahoo boys
I am not giving you shishi unless you earn it. If you like hail me 1 million times
I will buy my cheap Chinese shoes on Temu and I will not accept an SUP for an 18k soup
“I once walked into the toilet on a plane and found a player crying 😭 I asked what was wrong and he said he was watching a movie for the 4th time. I told Carlos Tevez in secret… but when we landed, Tevez shouted to the coach: ‘How are we supposed to win titles when we’ve got players crying over films?’ 😂”
— Patrice Evra
A man can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.
“I played football under pressure because my father had 25 children 😭 Even as a grown man, if you climbed on his bed you’d get pregnant 😂 I’ve got 92 nephews now, and they all call me Santa Claus because I’m the rich uncle.”
— Patrice Evra
Back in 1991, James Brown called Eddie Murphy to the stage mid show to test if he could actually imitate him, and seconds later Eddie delivered one of the most absurd impressions of his career. Takes serious guts to imitate James Brown right in front of him 😭
And when the passion pours from the stands to the streets, there’s one beer brewed smoothly for the moment.
Budweiser Official Beer of the FIFA World Cup 2026
This girl is offering N1 million to any woman who can convincingly explain to her how marriage benefits men
Bro, I saw thousands of comments, and not more than 5 comments were from women. They all went mute. Not one feminist could explain it to her
She deserves her flowers 🌺
Here is the lady from the Joy Soap advert in the 1980s and 90s, radiant, admired, and unforgettable, yet now aged and transformed, looking completely different.
Her story whispers a timeless truth: beauty fades, applause dies, and nothing lasts forever, but the seeds of kindness, character, and legacy are what truly endure.
Quick question: why is it mostly only Manchester United legends that still move like brothers even after retirement?
You rarely see that bond at other clubs. Even Bastian Schweinsteiger, a Bayern Munich legend, doesn’t vibe with ex-teammates the way he does with United legends.