Zeeftwo

Niche part-time micro internet celebrity/influencer looking to make a big name for himself :)

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@shlopster_ will no longer be affiliated with Zeefski incorporated due to HR receiving multiple complaints about him creeping up to people and whispering "The Shloppening is coming." We're sad to see him go but we've had enough.

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Thought I looked pretty cute in this pic. Deleting in 5 mins. 😋☺️

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Is it too late to vote for Al Gore.

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Americans be like "I'm erasing one out"

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Call me a wind instrument, the way I make noise when I'm blown

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@shlopster_ @Zeefski @LudwigAhgren I would peg you ngl

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@shlopster_ Nice

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@shlopster_ shoulda bought a gym membership fatty

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@shlopster_ You tweakin cuz

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@Zeefski I know your ass cheated

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@Zeefski No shit you're weak lil bro. You need to go to gym and church

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@Zeefski @LudwigAhgren How about you work out at the gym lil bro.

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Call me genie, cause I come when rubbed

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Ngl when Brian Griffin died on Family guy I fell into a dark place.

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My friends don't even call me Lord Zeef. Like do they not know that I have 66 thousand subscribers on youtube.

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Me and who? 👀

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Those still asking for Naruto 300 days will be put to death

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Ngl I've seen Sonny oiled up.

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Tuna mayo sandwiches got me acting unwise.

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How dare they do that to you champ. Sending good vibes <3

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These people at the mental asylum
Don't respect me
It's disgusting. :(