Zoë Swift

It started out with a Facebook poke how did it end up like this it was only a Facebook poke it was only a Facebook poke • she/her

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

pretty unbelievable that we have 100,000 miles of veins in our bodies yet there are people who eat olives and enjoy them

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

sipping on the pamagranate

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

@Karim_RC 1:57 am or pm

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

drinking 10 beers on the first date

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

gods plan for my life does not involve the movie wicked at all

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will drink 2-4 beers and start talking about LOST

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

realistically what could a man born in february ever do for me ??

[trevy @chillextremist]

Never been married but feel like I’ve been divorced at least once

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

when he said he likes you but he needs the summer to figure some things out

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

no piece of media is as interesting as the movie the person infront of me on the plane is watching

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

new go piss girl just dropped

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

I have now watched white lotus and my opinion still stands

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

anyone shitting on Portia’s wardrobe has never once stepped foot into an urban outfitters

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

i have not watched white lotus

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

i would like to be demoted from girl boss i am simply not equipped for anything beyond entry level girl

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

I wish severance was real I cry at work so much

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

it is my god given right to eat the ugly colored m&ms first

[Emeline Posner @emelpos]

just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

my favorite Valentine’s Day tradition and it’s not even close

[Zoë Swift @Zeeohhee]

@SavannahJayne_ omfg say it ain’t so